Urdu Jokes

• Beta (baap se) banjor kise kehte hain.                                                             Baap nilaik itna bhi nahi maloom la meri dictionary main bataon.

• Bacha uncle aap ko pata hay saans lene se kya hota hay?                            Uncle han beta insane zinda rehta hay.                                                         Bacha aap ko to kuch pata hi nahi,saans lene se pait upper nechy hota hay.

• Aik badshah mehal se nikla to dekha ke aik sahir kuch likh raha tha        pocha:kya jhoot lekh rehy ho.                                                                          Sahir ne kaha aap ka kissa likh raha hun.

• Shahid, wasif se yar mera jota bohot katta hay.                                            Wasif lagta hay kute ki khal ka bana hoa hay.

• Ustaad Ali se tumhein mashor mashor larhianyaad hain?                               Ali humari ammi ne mana kiya hay ghar ki baat bahir na kiya karo.

• Maan (beti se) tum aayne ke samne ankhein band kar ke kune khari ho.                                                                                                             Beti”main yeh dekhna chahati hun ke main sote waqt kese lagti hun.

• Llarka (dadi se) dadi main ne riazi main 100 main se 98 number          hasal kiye hain.                                                                                                              Dadi heart se baki 2 number kone kambakht le ga.

• Ustaad”kya tumhein school pasand hay,Bilal tum batao?                                Bilal jee pasand to hay lekin jab band hota hay.

• Beta (baap se) abu abu kal hum bohot maldar ho jayein gain.                        Baap who kese?                                                                                         Beta”abu kal master sahab humein paison se ropy banana sikhain gain.

•  baap ne bete ko marne ke bad kaha ke main tumhein is liye marta hun     ke muje tum se mohabat hay.                                                                                         Bete ne jawab diya kash main bhi ap ki mohabat ka jawab mohabat main de   sakta.

• Malik molazim se bhai bili to meri mari hay tum kune ro rehy ho.                                  Molazim janab ab dood pee kar ilzam kis par lagaon ga.

• Ustaad! Gadhy or insane main kya fark hay?                                                         Shagird gadhy or insane ke darnian sab se bara fark ye hay ke hum issan ko\  gadha keh sakte hain par gadhy ko insane nahi keh sakte.

• Pehla tumhara naam kya hay?                                                                                     Dosra muje nahi maloom.                                                                                          Pehla aary! Nalaik, bewakoof, gadhy, ahmak                                                                               Dosra bas bas ! ab maloom ho gya app ke tamam naam.

• Aik bacha dosre se tumhari madri zoban kon si hay.                                                     Dosra bacha kuch nahi .                                                                                                   Pehla bacha kya matlab kuch nahi.                                                                                 Dosra bacha meri maan gongi hay.

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