- ustaad”yeh tum kitab ki jagha kya leaye ho,shagird:master sahib,aap hi ne to kaha tha ke main kal tarekh parhaun ga is liye main calender laya hun.
- aik admi ghabraya hoa doctor ke clinic main dakhil hoa or kehne laga,app ghar ja kar mareez ko dekhne ki kitni fees lete hain.doctor ne kaha “50 rupy.is admi ne kaha, “to phir jaldi karein meri bewi ghabra rehi ho gi.doctor ne zarori saman bag main rakha or is admi ko gari main bethaya or chal para.kafi dor is admi ne car rukwai or is adi ne doctor ko 50 rupy diye,doctor ne kaha’ke aap mareez ko nahi dekhayein gain.is admi ne kaha darasil meri bewi bemar nahi thi,asal masla ye tha ke koi texi wala 100 rupy se kam mujhe yahan lane par tyar na tha.
- bacha “meri ammi mujhe jab subho jagati hain to kehtien hain,utho beta dopehre ho gai,tum abhi tak soyy hoye ho ,dosra bacha to phir?pehla bacha, “lakin jab main dopehr ka khana mangta hun to kehtien hain,aaj tumhein itni subho sawere bhooklag gai.
- zahid apne dost Ali se “yara mere abu aik hath se gari ko rok lete hain.”Ali “kya who bohot barhe pelwan hain.” Zahid, “nahi who traffic police main hain.”
- aik crore pati shaks taxi se utra or is ne driver ko 5 rupy diye,driver ne kaha, “janab kal aap ke sahabzade ne 10 rupy diye the,or aap ne 5 rupy de rehy hain.crore pati shaks ne kaha, “who to crore pati baap ka beta hay jab ke main yateem hun.
- beta school se wapis aa kar maan se bola “ammi ammi dekhein to mere sir par kya hay,maan ne gor se dekh kar kaha ke tumhare sar par to sirf baal hain,kya sirf baal…….?bete ne heart se poucha.”maan ne kaha ke han bahi sirf or sirf baal hain,is ke sawa kuch nahi,”bete ne kaha .”ammi master sahib keh rehy the ke imtehan humare sar par hain.”
- aik sahib kisi takreeb main mehman-e-khasosi the ,takreer karne ke bad unho ne apne aik dost se kehne laga,”aj mujhe gadhon ke samne takreer karni pari.sab ke sab bewaqoof the.”dost ne kaha ke is liye aap bar bar inhein bare bhaio keh rehy the.
- bekari ne aik khatoon se kaha. “mujhe kuch khane ko mil sakta hay?”kal ka salan kha lo gye?”khatoon ne poucha,bekari bola,jee han koi harj nahi,khatoon ne kaha,acha to phir kal aa jana.
- ammi “beta jhoot mat bola karo,jhoot bolne wale ka muh kala ho jata hay.beta,”to ammi such such bolein aap ne biscuit ka daba kaha chopa ke rakha hay.
- judge,mulzim se tum ne is shaks ka coat chorane ka ateraf kiya or ab jormane ki rakam main kami ki bat kar rehy ho.molzim janab main ne coat ke bazoo choote karane main 5 rupy sarf kiye hain is liye.
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