Urdu SMS - Funny SMS - Pakistani SMS - Indian SMS

1. kadam kadam pe hawa ki simat ka
             dhayan rakhna,
   muskil waqt main bhi dosti to ko yaad
                 rakhna,
   hamari yaadon ki khushboo zaroor
                aaye gi,
   tum bas zpni NAAK saaf rakhna.

 

2. ae zalim palat kar to dekh,
    tamana hum bhi rakhte hain
    agar tum makeup karti ho
    to shave hum bhi karte hain

 

3. tez hawa ka jhonka aaya,
   saath main teri khusbu laya,
   tab mere dil main khayal aya,
   aaj bhi mera dost nahi nahaya.

 

4. jitne channel TV ke
    utne nakhre Biwi ke
    TV chalta remote se
    Bewi chalti hay note se

 

5. jise dil diya, woh delhi chali gayi
   jise pyar kiya, woh itly chali gayi
   dil ne kaha khud kushi kar le zalim
   bijli ko haath lagaya, bijli chali gayi 

 

6. tu chand mange main chand de dun
   tu raat mange main raat de dun
   tu dil mange main dil de dun
   tu jaan mange bas yaar.....
   bheek mangne ki bhi koi limit hoti hay...

 

7.aap hamari gali main aaye...
  thora sharmaye thora ghabraye...
  thora sa muskuray phir zor se chillaye
  AALU CHHOLAY MASALAY WALA!!!!!

 

8. teri aankhain jhuki jhuki
   tera chehra khila khila
  jab tere chehre par hath ghumaya
  to aadha kilo FAIR & LOVELY mila

 

9. wafa itni karo k bewafai 
 narehe
   pyar itna karo k koi had
na rehe
   aitbar itna karo k koi shak
na rehe
   SMS itna karo k balance
na rehe

 

10. honton se jo choo liya ehsass
               ab tak hai
    ankein nam hain sansoon main aag
ab tak hay
aur kune na ho khai bhi to hari
mirch hay......

11. jab barish hoti hay tum yaad aate ho
jab kaali ghata chati hay  tum yaad aaty ho
jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho
batao meri chatri kabwapis karo ge!

12. chand pe kali ghata chati to ho gi
sitaron ko hasi to ati ho gi
tum lakh chupo duniya se
magar akele main tumhen
apni shakal pe hansi to ati ho gi

 

13. taj mahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan
ka pota
aaj hamara bhi bank balance hota agar
dada dewana na hota

14. jam karwa hay magar itna bhi nahi ke
piya na jaye
zindagi main dard hain magar itne bhi nahi ke jiya na jaye
SMSka charge hai magar itna bhi nahi ke kiya na jaye

15 .waqt ne hamein kar diya sarminda
ap se such keh b nahi sakty
jis mobile se karte the hum aap ko Msg
woh ab papa se dobara le bhi nahi sate...

16. hum se dil laga ke to dekho
meri yaad main ansoo baha ke to dekho
hum sms to kya call bhi karen ge

eik bar mere mobile main card dalwa ke to dekho

 

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