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Kabhi to meri mohabat katum yakeen kar lo
Kaheen ye umer guzar na jaye azmane main.

 

Khuda kare roz eid har lamha shadmani ke phoolon se mehke har shaans musarton ke hajoom main safar kare.

 

Boy:u r tha sunshine of my life,without u life is tha dreamy cloud,u r in tha my heart like the windy cloud in the sky.
Girl:is this a proposal or a weather report?

 

“Dosti”
Is a sweet relation
Becoze dosti means
(D) Dua dene wala.
(U) Umeed ki kiran.
(S) Sath nibhane wala.
(T) Tanhai ka sathi.
(I) Iitebar ke kabil.

 

Sun k bansuri ki dhun Farzana esi nachi
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.sun ke bancuri ki dhun Farzana esi nachi.
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Cameraman Usman ke sath ,Geo news,Karachi.

 

!____!
!____!
!____! Balti

 (==) soap

:******:
:******:
:******: towel

Yeh sab eid ke gifthain meri taraf se!
Plzzzzzzzz
Eid ke din naha lene.plz.

 

Kaash ye fasle na hote,
Kaash ye doriyan na hotien,
Kaash aap or hu sath hote,
To
To
To
Mere SMS ke paise to bach jate.

 

I am lamp
U r right

I’ m coke
U r sprite

I m sawan
U r badal

I m normal
U r
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Also normal
Kya hay yaar tum khud par hamesha shak kune kar rehy ho?

 

Jo mujhe bhool jaye
Us ka mobile toot jaye
Charger jal jaye
Us ki sim block ho jaye
Miscall kare to recive ho jaye
Card load kare to balance hi na aye(Ameen)

aik mouse sharab ke drum main gira or nikal kar soi hoi cat ke mo par jump mar ke bola
“bilo rani kho to main apni jaan de dun”

 

Aaj Tom & Jeery ki barsi hay
Un ki yaad main plz.ye SMS kam-aj-kam kisi 1 “Cartoon” ko zaror send karo.main ne apna farz pura kar diya.

 

Us shaks se jab tak koi baat nahi hoti,
Din nahi nikalta orraat nahi hoti.
Na khafa hoa kare use kehna.

Bina us ke mukamal meri Zaat nahi hoti.

 

 

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