Funny Short Jokes for Kids in Urdu – 2

  • 26: Aik bap ko uskey bachey key barey me school teacher ka khat mila. Bap ne ghusey me betey ko bulaya or garaj key kaha…….. “tumhey maloom hey tumhrey school teacher ne is khat me kia likha hey.”  Jee nahi………. ! betey ne nafi me sir hilatey hoye kaha”. “ Tumharey teacher ney likha hey shyed wo zindagi bher tumhey kuch na sikha sakain.”me ney tu pahley he kaha tha yeh teacher kise qabil nahi hain” bachey ne monh bana key kaha.
  • 27: Betey ka result card dekh ker bap ney ghusey se garajtey hoye kaha…. “khuda ki panah…..! yah result hey tumhara……..?? bees bachon me class me akhri number pe aye hu………? Is se bura result mene aj tak nahi dekha…..”
  • “abu kia hamey shuker ada nahi kerna chahea key class me bees se zada bachey nahi they” betay ne masomiyat se sawal kia.
  • 28: Ustad shagird se: batao bandergah kisey kahtey hain???
  • Shagird: janab jahan bander rehtey hain.
  • 29: Ustad shagird se: jungle me janwaron key bal lambey kyun hotey hain???
  •                       Shagird: janab! Jungle me hajamat kerney wala ju koi nahi hota.
  • 30: Aik admi maltey farokht ker raha tha or awazain laga raha tha. aney key do, aney key do. Aik admi ju qareb he khara hua tha, ne pocha or janey key kitney??
  • 31: Bap betey se: hathorey se dewaron ka cement kyun kaharab ker rahey ho?
  • Beta: pahley tu app ne kabhi mana nahi kia tha.
  • Bap: pahley ham is ka karaya ada kertey they or ab ham ne yah khared lia hai.
  • 32: Aik molvi sahab bus me safer ker rahey they. In key samney wali seat per bethi aik orat apney betey se bar bar yahi kah rahi thi. “beta jaldi se yah halwa kha lo werna me in uncle ko day dongi.”jab is orat ne chothi dafa yahi kaha to wo sahab boley “baji! Jaldi fesla karain halway key chaker me, main char stop agay agya hon.
  • 33: Bap: “ afsos ki bat hey key tum imtehan me fail hugaye”.
  • Beta:  kia kerta aba jan! char sawal sood se mataliq they or hamarey mazhab me sood haram hai.
  • 34: Ustad shagird se: wo konsa din hey jab behan bhai ko, bap betey ko, gherz key koi kisi ko nahi pahchaney ga??
  • Shagird: “janab shadi me khaney ka din”.
  • 35: Kharedar: kia yah kapra ooni hey?
  • Dukandar: jee han bilkul ooni hey.
  • Kharedar: mager is per label tu soti ka laga hua hey.
  • 36: Aik pagal dosrey pagal se: tum kis din paida hoye?
  • Dosra pagal: Sunday key din.
  • Pahla pagal: chal jhotey kahin key! Mujhey pagal banata hey, Sunday key din to chutti hoti hey.
  • 37: Class teacher samjha rahi thi key kin baton ko kaha ja sakta hey key wo itefaqan hu gayin. Teacher ney aik bachey ko koi missal bayan kerney ko kaha. Bacha kuch dair sochta raha…… phir masomiyat se bola “ merey abu or ammi ki shadi itefaqan aik he din hoi thi”.
  • 38: Aik kanjoos bap apney betey se:  Beta kia ker rahey ho…………….??
  • Beta: kuch nahi papa.
  • Bap: tu kuch likh rahey hugey??
  • Beta:  jee nahi papa me kuch nahi likh raha hon.
  • Bap ghussay se: tu phir chashma utar kyun nahi detey….. tumhey fazool kherchi ki adat per gai hai.
  • 39: Ustad shagird se: batao perwana kisey kahtey hain?
  • Shagird: jisko kisi kam ki perwa na ho.
  • Ustad:  makhi or hathi  me kia ferk hai?
  • Shagird: makhi hathi per beth sakti hey jab key hathi makhi per nahi beth sakta.
  • 40: Aik admi bomb se khail raha tha. Dosrey admi ne kaha. “bhai kia ker rahey ho? Yah bomb phat bhi sakta hey.koi bat nahi, merey pas or bhi do bomb hain. Pahley ne be nayazi se jawab dia.
  • 41: Aik kahil dosrey kahil se: aj subha jab meri ankh khuli tu mene socha key bahir chal ker nokri dhondi  jaye. Tu kia tum ne is khayal per amal kia. dosrey kahil ne pareshan ho ker kaha ? Nahi! me us waqt tak bister se nahi utra jab tak yah khayal merey dil se nikal nahi gaya. Pehley kahil ne fakher se jawab dia.
  • 42: Aik shakhs per bijlli key tar gir gaye. wo tarap key merney he wala tha key usey khayal aya bijlli do din se band hey.
  • 43: Bilal asad se: do aise chezon key nam batao ju ham berony mulk se mangwatey hain??
  • Asad: Aik cheni ju ham cheen se mangwatey hain dosrey japani phal ju ham japan se mangwatey hain.
  • 44: Ustad ne shagird ko kuch sawal hal kerney key lia diye or dosrey din pocha tum ney kise se madad tu nahi li?
  • Shagird: Nahi janab! Yah sirf merey abu ne hal kiye hain.
  • 45: Doctor mareez se: Mubarak hu apkey kan ka operation kamyab raha.
  • Mareez: zara zor se bolain mujhey kuch sunai nahi day raha.
  • 46: Aik shakhs: mein MA pass hon.
  • Dosra shakhs: Is mein konsi bari bat hey me pori ABC pass hon.
  • 47: Maa munnay se: yah derwazey per ganday hathon key nishanat tumharey hain??
  • Munna:  jee nahi ammi jan meto laat maar key derwaza kholta hon.
  • 48: Betey ne bap se pocha. “soraj zameen se kitna door hey?”
  • Mujhey nahi maloom, bap ney jawab dia.
  • Beta: app ki la elmi ki saza mujhey kal school me milay ge.
  • 49: Aik musafir: dorane safer musafir se “ janab app her station pe uter key aglay station ka ticket kyun khareed rahey hain?”
  • Dosra musafir: bhi majbori hey! Doctor ne mujhey lambey safer se mana kia hai.
  • 50: Aik bacha rota hua maa key pas aya. Maa ne roney ki waja pochi tu bachey ne kaha “ aba jan dewar me keel gaar rahey they tu unkey hath pe hathori lag gai”
  • Maa boli: beta bahadur bachey zara si baat pe rotey nahi tumhey tu hansna chahea tha.
  • Bachey ne kaha: “ammi hansa he tu tha”.
    • 26: Aik bap ko uskey bachey key barey me school teacher ka khat mila. Bap ne ghusey me betey ko bulaya or garaj key kaha…….. “tumhey maloom hey tumhrey school teacher ne is khat me kia likha hey.”  Jee nahi………. ! betey ne nafi me sir hilatey hoye kaha”. “ Tumharey teacher ney likha hey shyed wo zindagi bher tumhey kuch na sikha sakain.”me ney tu pahley he kaha tha yeh teacher kise qabil nahi hain” bachey ne monh bana key kaha.
    • 27: Betey ka result card dekh ker bap ney ghusey se garajtey hoye kaha…. “khuda ki panah…..! yah result hey tumhara……..?? bees bachon me class me akhri number pe aye hu………? Is se bura result mene aj tak nahi dekha…..”
    • “abu kia hamey shuker ada nahi kerna chahea key class me bees se zada bachey nahi they” betay ne masomiyat se sawal kia.
    • 28: Ustad shagird se: batao bandergah kisey kahtey hain???
    • Shagird: janab jahan bander rehtey hain.
    • 29: Ustad shagird se: jungle me janwaron key bal lambey kyun hotey hain???
    •                       Shagird: janab! Jungle me hajamat kerney wala ju koi nahi hota.
    • 30: Aik admi maltey farokht ker raha tha or awazain laga raha tha. aney key do, aney key do. Aik admi ju qareb he khara hua tha, ne pocha or janey key kitney??
    • 31: Bap betey se: hathorey se dewaron ka cement kyun kaharab ker rahey ho?
    • Beta: pahley tu app ne kabhi mana nahi kia tha.
    • Bap: pahley ham is ka karaya ada kertey they or ab ham ne yah khared lia hai.
    • 32: Aik molvi sahab bus me safer ker rahey they. In key samney wali seat per bethi aik orat apney betey se bar bar yahi kah rahi thi. “beta jaldi se yah halwa kha lo werna me in uncle ko day dongi.”jab is orat ne chothi dafa yahi kaha to wo sahab boley “baji! Jaldi fesla karain halway key chaker me, main char stop agay agya hon.
    • 33: Bap: “ afsos ki bat hey key tum imtehan me fail hugaye”.
    • Beta:  kia kerta aba jan! char sawal sood se mataliq they or hamarey mazhab me sood haram hai.
    • 34: Ustad shagird se: wo konsa din hey jab behan bhai ko, bap betey ko, gherz key koi kisi ko nahi pahchaney ga??
    • Shagird: “janab shadi me khaney ka din”.
    • 35: Kharedar: kia yah kapra ooni hey?
    • Dukandar: jee han bilkul ooni hey.
    • Kharedar: mager is per label tu soti ka laga hua hey.
    • 36: Aik pagal dosrey pagal se: tum kis din paida hoye?
    • Dosra pagal: Sunday key din.
    • Pahla pagal: chal jhotey kahin key! Mujhey pagal banata hey, Sunday key din to chutti hoti hey.
    • 37: Class teacher samjha rahi thi key kin baton ko kaha ja sakta hey key wo itefaqan hu gayin. Teacher ney aik bachey ko koi missal bayan kerney ko kaha. Bacha kuch dair sochta raha…… phir masomiyat se bola “ merey abu or ammi ki shadi itefaqan aik he din hoi thi”.
    • 38: Aik kanjoos bap apney betey se:  Beta kia ker rahey ho…………….??
    • Beta: kuch nahi papa.
    • Bap: tu kuch likh rahey hugey??
    • Beta:  jee nahi papa me kuch nahi likh raha hon.
    • Bap ghussay se: tu phir chashma utar kyun nahi detey….. tumhey fazool kherchi ki adat per gai hai.
    • 39: Ustad shagird se: batao perwana kisey kahtey hain?
    • Shagird: jisko kisi kam ki perwa na ho.
    • Ustad:  makhi or hathi  me kia ferk hai?
    • Shagird: makhi hathi per beth sakti hey jab key hathi makhi per nahi beth sakta.
    • 40: Aik admi bomb se khail raha tha. Dosrey admi ne kaha. “bhai kia ker rahey ho? Yah bomb phat bhi sakta hey.koi bat nahi, merey pas or bhi do bomb hain. Pahley ne be nayazi se jawab dia.
    • 41: Aik kahil dosrey kahil se: aj subha jab meri ankh khuli tu mene socha key bahir chal ker nokri dhondi  jaye. Tu kia tum ne is khayal per amal kia. dosrey kahil ne pareshan ho ker kaha ? Nahi! me us waqt tak bister se nahi utra jab tak yah khayal merey dil se nikal nahi gaya. Pehley kahil ne fakher se jawab dia.
    • 42: Aik shakhs per bijlli key tar gir gaye. wo tarap key merney he wala tha key usey khayal aya bijlli do din se band hey.
    • 43: Bilal asad se: do aise chezon key nam batao ju ham berony mulk se mangwatey hain??
    • Asad: Aik cheni ju ham cheen se mangwatey hain dosrey japani phal ju ham japan se mangwatey hain.
    • 44: Ustad ne shagird ko kuch sawal hal kerney key lia diye or dosrey din pocha tum ney kise se madad tu nahi li?
    • Shagird: Nahi janab! Yah sirf merey abu ne hal kiye hain.
    • 45: Doctor mareez se: Mubarak hu apkey kan ka operation kamyab raha.
    • Mareez: zara zor se bolain mujhey kuch sunai nahi day raha.
    • 46: Aik shakhs: mein MA pass hon.
    • Dosra shakhs: Is mein konsi bari bat hey me pori ABC pass hon.
    • 47: Maa munnay se: yah derwazey per ganday hathon key nishanat tumharey hain??
    • Munna:  jee nahi ammi jan meto laat maar key derwaza kholta hon.
    • 48: Betey ne bap se pocha. “soraj zameen se kitna door hey?”
    • Mujhey nahi maloom, bap ney jawab dia.
    • Beta: app ki la elmi ki saza mujhey kal school me milay ge.
    • 49: Aik musafir: dorane safer musafir se “ janab app her station pe uter key aglay station ka ticket kyun khareed rahey hain?”
    • Dosra musafir: bhi majbori hey! Doctor ne mujhey lambey safer se mana kia hai.
    • 50: Aik bacha rota hua maa key pas aya. Maa ne roney ki waja pochi tu bachey ne kaha “ aba jan dewar me keel gaar rahey they tu unkey hath pe hathori lag gai”
    • Maa boli: beta bahadur bachey zara si baat pe rotey nahi tumhey tu hansna chahea tha.
    • Bachey ne kaha: “ammi hansa he tu tha”.
      • 26: Aik bap ko uskey bachey key barey me school teacher ka khat mila. Bap ne ghusey me betey ko bulaya or garaj key kaha…….. “tumhey maloom hey tumhrey school teacher ne is khat me kia likha hey.”  Jee nahi………. ! betey ne nafi me sir hilatey hoye kaha”. “ Tumharey teacher ney likha hey shyed wo zindagi bher tumhey kuch na sikha sakain.”me ney tu pahley he kaha tha yeh teacher kise qabil nahi hain” bachey ne monh bana key kaha.
      • 27: Betey ka result card dekh ker bap ney ghusey se garajtey hoye kaha…. “khuda ki panah…..! yah result hey tumhara……..?? bees bachon me class me akhri number pe aye hu………? Is se bura result mene aj tak nahi dekha…..”
      • “abu kia hamey shuker ada nahi kerna chahea key class me bees se zada bachey nahi they” betay ne masomiyat se sawal kia.
      • 28: Ustad shagird se: batao bandergah kisey kahtey hain???
      • Shagird: janab jahan bander rehtey hain.
      • 29: Ustad shagird se: jungle me janwaron key bal lambey kyun hotey hain???
      •                       Shagird: janab! Jungle me hajamat kerney wala ju koi nahi hota.
      • 30: Aik admi maltey farokht ker raha tha or awazain laga raha tha. aney key do, aney key do. Aik admi ju qareb he khara hua tha, ne pocha or janey key kitney??
      • 31: Bap betey se: hathorey se dewaron ka cement kyun kaharab ker rahey ho?
      • Beta: pahley tu app ne kabhi mana nahi kia tha.
      • Bap: pahley ham is ka karaya ada kertey they or ab ham ne yah khared lia hai.
      • 32: Aik molvi sahab bus me safer ker rahey they. In key samney wali seat per bethi aik orat apney betey se bar bar yahi kah rahi thi. “beta jaldi se yah halwa kha lo werna me in uncle ko day dongi.”jab is orat ne chothi dafa yahi kaha to wo sahab boley “baji! Jaldi fesla karain halway key chaker me, main char stop agay agya hon.
      • 33: Bap: “ afsos ki bat hey key tum imtehan me fail hugaye”.
      • Beta:  kia kerta aba jan! char sawal sood se mataliq they or hamarey mazhab me sood haram hai.
      • 34: Ustad shagird se: wo konsa din hey jab behan bhai ko, bap betey ko, gherz key koi kisi ko nahi pahchaney ga??
      • Shagird: “janab shadi me khaney ka din”.
      • 35: Kharedar: kia yah kapra ooni hey?
      • Dukandar: jee han bilkul ooni hey.
      • Kharedar: mager is per label tu soti ka laga hua hey.
      • 36: Aik pagal dosrey pagal se: tum kis din paida hoye?
      • Dosra pagal: Sunday key din.
      • Pahla pagal: chal jhotey kahin key! Mujhey pagal banata hey, Sunday key din to chutti hoti hey.
      • 37: Class teacher samjha rahi thi key kin baton ko kaha ja sakta hey key wo itefaqan hu gayin. Teacher ney aik bachey ko koi missal bayan kerney ko kaha. Bacha kuch dair sochta raha…… phir masomiyat se bola “ merey abu or ammi ki shadi itefaqan aik he din hoi thi”.
      • 38: Aik kanjoos bap apney betey se:  Beta kia ker rahey ho…………….??
      • Beta: kuch nahi papa.
      • Bap: tu kuch likh rahey hugey??
      • Beta:  jee nahi papa me kuch nahi likh raha hon.
      • Bap ghussay se: tu phir chashma utar kyun nahi detey….. tumhey fazool kherchi ki adat per gai hai.
      • 39: Ustad shagird se: batao perwana kisey kahtey hain?
      • Shagird: jisko kisi kam ki perwa na ho.
      • Ustad:  makhi or hathi  me kia ferk hai?
      • Shagird: makhi hathi per beth sakti hey jab key hathi makhi per nahi beth sakta.
      • 40: Aik admi bomb se khail raha tha. Dosrey admi ne kaha. “bhai kia ker rahey ho? Yah bomb phat bhi sakta hey.koi bat nahi, merey pas or bhi do bomb hain. Pahley ne be nayazi se jawab dia.
      • 41: Aik kahil dosrey kahil se: aj subha jab meri ankh khuli tu mene socha key bahir chal ker nokri dhondi  jaye. Tu kia tum ne is khayal per amal kia. dosrey kahil ne pareshan ho ker kaha ? Nahi! me us waqt tak bister se nahi utra jab tak yah khayal merey dil se nikal nahi gaya. Pehley kahil ne fakher se jawab dia.
      • 42: Aik shakhs per bijlli key tar gir gaye. wo tarap key merney he wala tha key usey khayal aya bijlli do din se band hey.
      • 43: Bilal asad se: do aise chezon key nam batao ju ham berony mulk se mangwatey hain??
      • Asad: Aik cheni ju ham cheen se mangwatey hain dosrey japani phal ju ham japan se mangwatey hain.
      • 44: Ustad ne shagird ko kuch sawal hal kerney key lia diye or dosrey din pocha tum ney kise se madad tu nahi li?
      • Shagird: Nahi janab! Yah sirf merey abu ne hal kiye hain.
      • 45: Doctor mareez se: Mubarak hu apkey kan ka operation kamyab raha.
      • Mareez: zara zor se bolain mujhey kuch sunai nahi day raha.
      • 46: Aik shakhs: mein MA pass hon.
      • Dosra shakhs: Is mein konsi bari bat hey me pori ABC pass hon.
      • 47: Maa munnay se: yah derwazey per ganday hathon key nishanat tumharey hain??
      • Munna:  jee nahi ammi jan meto laat maar key derwaza kholta hon.
      • 48: Betey ne bap se pocha. “soraj zameen se kitna door hey?”
      • Mujhey nahi maloom, bap ney jawab dia.
      • Beta: app ki la elmi ki saza mujhey kal school me milay ge.
      • 49: Aik musafir: dorane safer musafir se “ janab app her station pe uter key aglay station ka ticket kyun khareed rahey hain?”
      • Dosra musafir: bhi majbori hey! Doctor ne mujhey lambey safer se mana kia hai.
      • 50: Aik bacha rota hua maa key pas aya. Maa ne roney ki waja pochi tu bachey ne kaha “ aba jan dewar me keel gaar rahey they tu unkey hath pe hathori lag gai”
      • Maa boli: beta bahadur bachey zara si baat pe rotey nahi tumhey tu hansna chahea tha.
      • Bachey ne kaha: “ammi hansa he tu tha”.
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