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New Addition- Funny Jokes:

  • Aik bacha apne dost se kehta mere papa bohat darpok hain. Dosra bacha: tumhain kaese pata hai? Pehla bacha: Woah jub bhee sark cross kerne lagte hain to mere ungle pakkar lete hain.
  • Kya aap ke english bohat ache hai? To phir akkar bakkar bambe boo ke english bataye.
  • Ustaad: “I” se koe fiqra banao. Shagird: “I” is the… Teacher: Ruko! “I” kay saath hamesha “am” istamal kerte hain. Shagird: I am the 9th letter of the english alphabets.
  • 2 students perh rahe thee kay aik ne dosre se poacha time kya howa hai? Dosre ne parosiyo ke khirke pay pathar phanka. Thoore daer baad aik aunty ke awaz aaye nikammo aab to so jao raat kay 02 : 30 am bhaj ge hain.
  • Aik dost dosre se agher kissi Sardar ko masroof kerna ho to kya kerna chaeye? Dost: Usse goal kamre le kay ja kay koane mein baethne ka kaho.
  • Customer, waiter se: Itne daer ho gaye hai khana kub pakke ga? Waiter: Sir! Khana to pichle 3 din se paka howa bus garm ho reha hai.
  • Aik bacha dhoop pay khara thaa. Us ke maa ne poacha beta dhoop pay khare kya ker rahe ho? Bacha kehta paseena sukha raha hu.
  • Aik sciencedaan ka bacha aik store mein gum ho jata aur unche unche ro ker “f,f” bole ja reha thaa. Aik bande ne us se poacha “f” kya hota hai? Bacha kehta f = ma (Newton’s law).
  • Aik professor apne biwi se kehta tum hamesha mere ghaer damaghi ka mere pay elzaam lagate ho leakin dekho aaj main shagird kay ghar se chatre le ker he aaya hu. Biwi: Leakin aap to waha chatre le ker he nahain ge thee.
  • Sardar apne biwi se: Jalde jalde coffee piyo. Biwi: Kyoun? Sardar: Tum ne bahir perha nahain hot coffee 25 ruppay mein aur cold coffee 50 ruppay mein.
  • Ustaad shagird se: Dant khatte kerna ka jumla banao. Shagird: Main ne apne dost ko chille mille khila ker us kay dant khatte ker diye.
  • 2 humchakkal jurwa bache baethe howe thee. Aik unche unche hans reha thaa aur aik udaas baetha howa thaa. Baap ne hansane wale bache se poacha hans kyoun rahe ho? Bacha: Maa ne polio kay injections dono dafa esse ko lagwa diye hain.
  • Aik larke khudkashi kerne ja rahe thee. Larka us se poachta itna makeup kyoun keya howa hai? Larke: Ehmaq! Mere tasweer kal akhbaro mein aane hai.

Old Funny Jokes in Urdu:

 Urdu Joke 1. Mareez ne doctor se kaha. main ek mahn se 50 rope ki rozana dawa kha
raha hun lekin muje koi fayda nazar nahi aa raha.
Doctor …..acha to main ap ko kal se  40 rope ki dawai dun ga.jis se ap ko roz
ka 10 rope ka fayda      nazar aye ga.
Urdu Joke 2. Hisab ke ustaad parha rehy the k aik sagird ne ustaad se kaha.
angrezi wale ustaad angrezi main baat karte hain’urdu wale urdu main’farsi
wale farsi main.magar        ap hamare sath hisab main baat kune nahi
karte.itne main khenti baj gai.ustaad bole.ab teen   panch(3,5) mat karo or 9,
2, 11 ho jao.
Urdu Joke 3. Bap:beta!agar tum mehnat karo ge to tumhari shohrat dunya ke charo
kono main pehl jaye gi…Beta:lekin master sahab to keh rehy the ke zamin gol
hay

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