Clean / Decent Jokes in Urdu / Hindi – Best Funny Good Jokes

A top collection of decent, clean and good jokes in Urdu/ Hind:

Clean, Decent Jokes in Urdu: 

  • Ek behri jahaz mein ittefaq se sare musafir sikh thee.na jane kea hoa k sab musafir doob kar mar gae lekin jahaz sahe salamat khara raha.jis mulk ki samundari hadod mein ye hadsa hoa  wahan ki intazamiya ne tehqiqat ka hukm diya.tehqiqati team jab hades ki jagha puhnchi tu pta chala k jahaz kisi kharabi ki wajha se samunder mein ruk gaya tha.tamam musafiron ne tarkeeb sochi aur usse dhakka dene k liye neche  uter gae.
  • Dulha: aj se tum meri zenat ho’tabassum ho’tamanna ho.Dulhan sharma k boli:aj se aap bhi mere liye Yasir ho’Zain ho’Rizwan ho.
  • Ek sardar jee London mein double decker bus mein bethe’ bus conducter ne unhe opper bhej diya’thori deer baad pareshan haal sardar jee bhag k neche aae aur bole’pagal deya puttera menon marwae ga kia’ opper tu driver he nahe hai.
  •  Imran sahib ko pareshan dekh kar unn k dost Kamran ne poch:Imran sub kheriyat tu hai?Imran sahib:kahan yar!begam se jhagra hoa tu uss ne keh diya k ek mahene tak woh  mujh se baat nahe kare gi.dost:yar iss mein afsoas wali kia baat hai tumhe tu ek mahene tak khushi manani chahye.Imran sahib:manai tu thee……mager aj mahena pora ho gaya hai
  • 2 larkiyan bus mein seat k liye lar rahe theen.conducter:keun lar rahe ho jo umer mein bari hai woh beth jae bas phir kea ……. Dono poore raste khari rahein.
  • Pathan:yar ye sent massage kia hota hai.dosra pathan:khuda ka qasam tum tu bilkol jahil ka bacha hai sent massage ka mutlab hai khushbu wala massage.
  • Ek aadmi aadhi raat k waqt weran gali se guzar raha tha achanak uss ne ek makan se baton ki awaz sunni koi shakhs kisi dosre shakhs se keh raha tha’nahe nahe pehle bazo kato….. gala baad mein katna.itna sunna tha k woh aadmi bhag kar police chuki pohanch gaya aur ja k sari baat btai.jab police uss makan mein pohnchi tu ander 2 darzi bethe kapra kaat rahe thee.
  • Baaz biwiyan bhi Taliban ki tarha hoti hein na tu aadmi operation kar sakta hai aur na he muzakraat kamiyab hote hein.
  • Purani kahawat neki kar darya mein dal New kahawat kuch bhi kar Facebook  pe daal .
  • Dulhe ne Dulhn se pocha shadi se pehle tumhare kitne boyfriends thee.Dulhn khamosh.Dulha chilla kar mein iss khamoshi ko kia samjhon.Dulhn:haeee toba count tu karne dein.
  • Kehte hein k insan ko sub se ziyada takleef muhabbat mein dil totne per hoti hai.mager mera khayal hai k dhop mein khari moter cycle per bethne se bhi chekhein nikal jati hein.
  • Baap ne fail hone per bête ko dant’te hoe kaha:tu nikamme ka nikamma
  • He raha samne walon ki larki ko dekh woh apni class mein pehle number pe I hai.bete ne jawab diya:abba aur kitna dekhon issi ko dekh dekh k fail hoa hon
  • Biwi apne shoher se:tum tu kehte thee k shadi k baad bhi mujhe bohat pyar karo ge.shoher:tu mujhe kia pta tha k tumhari shadi mujh se he ho jae gi.
  • Chae ki patti mein aur pati(husband) mein kia cheez common hai……?dono ki zindagi mein jalna aur ubbalna likha hai’woh bhi aurat k hathon.
  • Aarz kia hai: woh ishq ki rahon mein kia kamal karte hein.likhte hein I love u only aur send to all karte hein.
  • Apni ghalti pe hansna ap ki zindagi ko lamba kar deta hai.(Shakespeare)
  • Apni  biwi ki ghalti per hansna aap ki zindagi ko mukhtasir kar deta hai.(begam Shakespeare)
  • Lala:oye bakre ki raan kidher gai?Qasai:bakra langra tha. Lala:aur dil?Qasai:woh bakri le gai.Lala:O yara dimagh tu hoga?Qasai:sorry Lala bakra PATHAN tha….
  • Sardar:ager operation se mujhe kuch ho jaye tu tum issi doctor se shadi lar lena.Biwi:aesse keun keh rahe ho?Sardar:tu kia doctor ko muaf kar doon???
  • Ek ghar se hamesha hansne ki aawazen aati rehti theen.ek parosi ghar gae aur wahan rehne wale sahb se itni khushgawar zindagi ki wajha pochi.unhon ne hans kar kaha darasal meri biwi mujh se larti hai tu mujhe belan marti hai ager belan lag jae tu woh hansti hai aur ager na lage tu mein hansta hon.
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