Exams/ Education Jokes in Urdu / Hindi

  • Bhai jaan:kia tumhare master sahb ye samajh gae thee k inn sawalat ko hl karne mein’mein ne tumhari madad ki thee?Adrees:jee han woh keh rahe thee k ye kam 2 admiyon ka hai sirf ek admi itni ghaltiyan nahe kar sakta.
  • Ustad:aenak ki tareef karo.student:aenak uss cheez ko kehte hein jo nak per beth kar admi k kan paker leti hai.
  • Ustad:missal de kar btao k haqeqat aur wehm mein kia farq hai?student:aap hamein parha rahe hein ye haqeqat hai aur aap samajh rahe hein k hum tawajjh se sunn rahe hein tu ye aap ka wehm hai.
  • Baap (bête se) ager tum pass ho gae tu mein tumhe ek cycle le kar don ga.beta:ager mein fail ho gaya tu?baap:phir mein tumhe 50 cycles le kar don ga.beta woh keun?baap:keun k phir mera beta cyclone ki dukan khole ga.
  • Ustad:aaj tum late keun ae ho?student:janab jis raste se pehle aata tha aj uss raste se nahe aya.ustad:rasta tabdeel kar lene se late aane ka kia taluk’kia nea rasta lamba tha?student:jee nahe nae raste per board laga hoa tha k ahista chalein aage school hai.
  • Teacher(class mein students se) mazmon likho aager mein karor pati hota’sare students mazmon likhne lage mager Abdul ne copy bhi na kholi.ye dekh kar teacher ne danta aur kaha tum keun nahe likh rahe?Abdul ne jawab diya mein apni secretary ka intazar kar rah hon.
  • Teacher ne bachon se kaha k gari per 100 lafzon ka mazmon likh k laen.ek bache ne likha’mere abbu ne second hand car kharidi hai jo chalne ka nam he nahe leti. Teacher ne kaha ye tu sirf 15 ilfaz ka mazmon hai.bacha masomiyat se bola baqi 85 ilfaz jo abbu ne gari ki shan mein kahe woh mein nahe likh sakta.
  • Teacher world map ki taraf ishara karte hoe btao America kahan hai?Aslam(map per ungali rakhte hoe) sir yahan hai.teacher: good Aslam.acha bacho ab ye btao k America kis ne daryaft kia?ek bacha:Aslam ne.
  • Teacher:bacho aankhon k samne andhera kab chata hai? Ek bacha:miss jab imtehani parcha hath mein aata hai.
  • Bacha :papa aap ko yad hai aap ne kaha tha k aager tum imtehan mein pass hoe tu 500 rupee inaam don ga.baap:han beta bilkol yad hai.bacha: Mubarak ho papa…… aap k 500 rupee bach gae.
  • Ek bacha papers mein fail ho gaya ghar a kar bohat rone laga maa ne kaha beta saber karo tumhari kismet mein yehe likha tha.bacha jaldi se:jee ammi yehe tu acha hoa k mein ne pore saal kuch parha nahe warna sari mehnat zaya ho jati.
  • Bacha rote hoe:abba jaan aaj Urdu k teacher ne mujhe bohat mara. Baap :beta aap ne zaror koi ghalati ki ho gi.bacha:nahe abba jaan woh mujhe dant rahe thee tu mein ne keh diya k jo garajte hein’ woh baraste nahe.
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