Urdu Jokes – Urdu Jokes in English – Roman Urdu Jokes

Urdu Jokes – Roman Urdu Jokes

 

  • aik admi apne gadhe ko nilha raha tha.is ke dost ne poucha, “kya koi khas bat hay aaj?”us admi ne kaha, “han aaj shaam ko mere gadhe ki salgira hay”dost ne poucha, “phir mujhe kya khelao ge?” us admi ne jawab diya, “jo kuch yeh khaye ga tum bi kha lena.
  • maan tumhara bhai itni dair se ro rha hay tum ise chup kune nahi karate?                                                                                                          Bacha, “mujhe itni forsat kahan?”                                                                     maan, “to tum kya kar rehy ho?”                                                                      bacha main is se biscuit chin kar kaha raha hun.
  • muna ammi kaha ja rehien hain.                                                                                  Ammi,beta main bazaar ja rehi hun.                                                                Muna, “ammi main bi chalon ga”.                                                              Ammi, “magar beta tum ne kal hi to kapre kharede hain”.                         Muna, “ammi humhare teacher kehte hain ke roz naha kar naye kapre pehnte hain”.
  • gahak dokandar se , “yeh jute kitne ke hain.                                                Dokandar, “50 rupy ke”.                                                                               Gahak, “itne main to 2 topian mil jati hain”.                                                     Dokandar, “guse se to topian khared kar paoun main pehn lo”.
  • aik gareb admi kahen jar aha tha ke is ki takkar aik amir admi ke sath hoi.                                                                                                               Amir admi gusse se, “kyat um andhe ho”.                                                     Gareeb admi masomiat se bola main to gareeb hun.
  • ustaad shagird se agar tum ne kal tak fees jaman na karwai to main tum ko parche main bethane nahi dun ga.                                                             Shagird masomiat se koi baat nahi sir main khare ho kar paper de dun ga.
  • aik fakir aik admi se behk mangte hoye bola Allah ke naam par kuch de do,baba aap ki rozi main barkat ki dua Karen gain.admi foran bola baba jee apne liye bi dua kar lijye.
  • ustaad shagird se batao ye kon sa zamana hay,woh chal raha hay,tum chal rehy ho,hum sab chal rehy hain.                                                               Shagird, janab jaloos ka zamana.
  • aik darzi zari store par gya or dokandar se bola,bhai sahib kya gale millein gain.                                                                                                  Dokandar, han han bhai kune nahi.
  • nanna,chacha jan aap ankhein band kar lein.                                                 Chacha, herat se kune bhai kya bat hay.                                                                                   Nanna,chacha ammi jaan kehti hain jab tumhare chacha jaan ankhein band kar jayein gain to humhein bohot si dolat mile gi.
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