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Urdu Jokes (Lataaif / Urdu Lateefy)

  • Aik form par bhande ghore ko har shaks kuch na kuch khane ko de jata tha,is khyal se ke ghora bemar na ho jaye,malik ne tang aa kar wahan aik board lagwa diya jis par likha tha. “baraye mehrbani ghore ko kuch mat kehlaein…….dastakhat alik”. chand dino bad wahan aik or board laga hoa tha jis par likha tha, “mehrbani kar ke sath wale board par koi dehan na de,dastakhat ghora”.
    • Aik admi mporani se car par hotel aya or hotel ke molazim se bola , “bhai zara car ka khyal rakhna main zara chai pine jar aha hun” thori dair bad aa kar is ne molazim ko do rupy tip di,molazim ne kaha, “do rupy or dijye”.is admin e heart se poucha ke, “woh kis liye,molazim ne kaha ke do rupy sarmindagi ke.kune ke jo bi yahan se guzrta tha is car ko dekh kar yehi samajta tha ke yeh car meri hay.
    • Doctor ne mareez se kaha ke tum ne jo cheque diya tha who cash hone ki bejaye wapis aa gya hay.mareez ne jawab diya, “mera sar dard or bokhar bi to wapis aa gya hay na doctor sahib”.
    • Aik sahib doston ki mehfil main bar hank rehy the. “ghar main mera hokam chalta hay.khane ke bad begum se kehta hunk e garam pani le aao to woh foran le ati hay”.khane ke bad garam pani kis liye,aik admin e poucha, “who admi muhn bana kar bole, tumhare khyal main mujhe bartan thande pani se dhone chahye”.
    • Ustaani aik bachi se ghar ke kam ki copy mangi or le ka rise dekhana shuru kiya, ustaani herani se kehni lagi,itni sari galtian tum akeli ne kese kar lein,bachi ne masomiat se kaha,bhai jaan neb hi mera sath diya tha.
    • Aik shaks dosre se suna hay classical mosiki sun kar pani khol uthta hay, dosra shaks, “such hi ho ga,khon kholta to hum ne bi mehsos kya hay.
    • Gahak,mujhe koi esa kapra dekhao jo mazboot ho,paydar ho or sasta bi ho, dokandar,nokar se inhein tat ka than dekha do.
    • Aik clerk ne daftar telephone kar ke apne officer ko bataya, “sir main aik hafte tak office nahi aa sakon ga.pechli shaam meri bewi tang tor bethi hay,officer guse se is se aap hafte bhar tak daftar kune nahi aa sakte,to clark ne jawab diya,aap samjhe nahi sir is ne jo tang ori hay woh meri hi to hay.
    • Parosi se larte hoye aik shaks ne kaha,main ne suna hay ke tum logon se kehte perte ho ke meri saas ka chera mere bull dog se milta hay, han kehta hun,phir parosi ne kaha to shaks bola, “ab keh kar to dekho main apne bull dog itni bezti bardast nahi kar sakta hun”.
  • Biwi: tum mujhe du (2) aisee bataen bolo k aik bolo tou khush ho jaon aur doosri bolo tou ghussa aye….. Shohar: tum meri zidagi ho.. aur doosri ye k lanat hai aisee zindagi per!
  • Mareez: mujhe khawab main ghadhay football khelte dekhai dete hain…. Doctor: tumhain dawaee likh deta hon… Marzee: kal na kha lon dawaee?! … Doctor: kiun.. Mareez: aaj unn ka final hai!
  • Ghussay ka na mard honay ki nishani hai… aur ghussay ko pi jana shadi-shudda mard hony ki nishani hai.

 

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