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Urdu Jokes – Roman Urdu Jokes

    • ahmad,dadi jaan!anjad ne mujhe mara hay.                                                                     Dadi,ane de amjad ko main kacha chaba jaon gi.                                                      Ahmad lakin dadi jaan aap ked ant hi nahi hain.
    • kanjoos admi tote se “mian metho choori khao ge?”                                       “kabhi khud bhi khai hay jo mujhe kehlao” ge,tote ne jawab dia.
    • baap ne bete se kaha. “mujhe ye jaan ker bohot afsos hoahay ke class main tumhein sab se pechy bethaya jata hay.beta, “baap ko tasali dete hoye bola”aap pareshan na ho daddy!humari class main larke age bethein ya pechy……..inhein aik hi lecture sunne ko milta hay.
    • do bachy aik dosre par apne apne walid ka zyada ameer hone ka rob dalne ki kosish kar rehy the.dono aik dosre se barh kar dalilein dain rehy the.akher aik bagha bola mere aba is liye b tumhare aba se ameer hain ke who har maheine tumhare aba se b zyada kiste dete hain.
    • operation ke zariye aik sahib ka dil tabdeel kar diya gya,opration ke bad surjan ne mareez se dayafat kiya. “ab aap kya mehsos kar rehy hain?”mareez ne shakayat ki “doctor sahib, mujhe aik ki bejaye do dharkane sunai detein hain,doctor sahib ghabra kar apni kalahi ki taraf dekha or bole.”oh…….main bi souch raha tha ke meri ghari kahan gai.
    • class main aik teacher ne bachy se poucha “agar tumhare pas cake ke do piece bachy hon…….aik piece choota or dosra piece barha to tum apne bahi ko kon sa piece do ge?bcha bola “pele app batayein,app kon se bahi ki baat kar rehi hain barhe bahi ki……..ya chote bhai ki………..”
    • baap bete se report dekhte hoye ye kya tum ne sare mazameen main sifar liye hoye hain.urdu kharab,ehglish kharab,hasaab kharab kitni buri baat hay.jab main tumhari umer ka tha to hamesha first ata tha.bachy ne masomiat se baap ki taraf dekha or kaha,lakin aba jan ye to aap ki hi report card hay,Jo main ne aj hi purane kagzat se nikali hay.
    • shohar apni bewi se aj main ne char makhian mari hain jin main do mada or do nar thein,bewi tumhein kese pata chala ke ke do nar or mada thein,shohar do meri shewing or do tumhari lipstick par bethi thein.
    • aik kanjoos admi hotel main dakhil hoa,hotel ke molazim ne is se poucha ,janab aap kya pasand karein gay.kanjoos kehne laga ,main subho ka jo nashta bacha chor gya tha who le aao.
    • aik mosafir ne barhe tand-o-tazelehje main railway master se sakayat ki ke 40 minute ho gye hain abhi tak gari nahi pohnchi.station master ne kaha , “khabraye nahi yeh ticket 24 ghante tak chal sakta hay.”
    • aik larki faker se!khuda tum par rehmat kare,langara hona bhi kitbi dardnak baat hay lakin zara khayal karo agar tum andhe hote to”fakir ne kaha :aap ne baja farmaya,jab main andha tha to log mujhe khote sike de jaya karte te
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