Urdu Jokes – Roman Urdu Jokes – Funny Jokes in Urdu

Urdu Jokes – Roman Urdu Jokes

 

  • Aik dost dosre se”makhi or machar main kya fark hay. ….Dosra dost makhi moayne karti hay,or machar teka lagata hay.
  • Kisi shaks se aik admi ne pocha”ap kehrat kis tarhan dete hain….Uss ne kaha”hum aik dayra bana kar beech main aik line khinch kar apna ropya upar ki taraf uchal dete hain jo dayein janab girta hay hum khud rakh lete hain or jo bayein taraf girta hay who hum kherat ke tor par fakiron main bant dete hain”.  Aik bohot mhi kanjoos shaks se jab ye sawal pocha gyato is ne kaha. “hum apna ropya upar uchal dete hain jo upar reh jaye woh kherat kar dete hain or jo nechy reh jaye who khud rakh lete hain.
  • Aik ustaad bachy ko barha raha tha.unho ne bachy se pocha.“kya aapne urdu ki katab ka ka nowan baab parh lea hay?” ye sun kar class ke tamam bacho ne hath utha liye.ustaad bole,naliko kune jhoot bolte ho urdu ki katab main to sirf 8 baab hain.
  • Aik afimi (dosre se)”yar bari sarak ko to main road kehte hain choti sarak ko kya kehte hain?” Dosra afimi”aare paal choti sarak ko women road kehte hain.”
  • Aik bache ne phone kiya to galti se journal store ka number mil gya,unho ne socha kune na kuch baatein kar lein jayen….Unho ne kaha:”han jee!aap ke pas soji hay?”dokan dar ne kaha jee han!   Sahib ne phir pocha”chini or ghee bhi yakenan ho ga”.  Jee han hain”dokan dar khush hoa or order ka muntezar tha.                                                                   Dosri taraf se jawab aya”to phir aap halwa kune nahi paka lete?”

 

  • Aik teacher ne bache ko parhate hoye kaha ke lekhna ko English main (write) kehte hain.” Kareeb se aik dosre teacher guzar rehy the ke unho ne suna to kehne lage ke app (wrong) parha rehy hain is baat par dono ki larai ho gai or dono principal ke pas gye or waja batai,principal ne  dono ki goftago suni or kaha”aap dono ko hi knolege nahi hay”

 

  • Angrez police officer kadi ko jail chorne ja raha tha ke is ka hat teez hawa se door ja gira .                                                                                              Kya main bhag kar ise le aon?”                                                                                                                   Kadi ne sadat mandi se officer se pocha                                                                                                       Police officer bola.”tumhara kya khyal hay main bewakoof hun?tum yahin tehro main kudh le kar  ata hun.

 

  • Aik shaks chat se gir kar dono tangain torwa betha.aik dost ne eyadat karte hoye kaha”samaj    main nahi aata ke tumhari tangain kese tot gain.”                                                                                       Who chir kar bola,tum chat se chalang laga kar dekh lo tangein kese totti hain,.

 

  • Gaon main aik bore ajnabee ne bache se poch.beta mere hum umer ke log is waqt kahan milein gain?                                                                                                                                   Bacha……jee…….who kabristan main.

 

 

  • Gahak…… bahre se …….dekho chaye main makhi ter rehi hay.                                          Behra……hazor,agar is ko terna nahi aata to bechari kab ki doob gai hoti.

 

  • Police officer tum is ghar main kune guse the?                                                                                   Chor bari sadgi se janab khush amded ka board parh kar.

 

  • Ustaad…… fiaz se kya waja hay tum school roz der se ate ho?                                                              Fiaz……….janab kya karon.ye chaprasi mere ane se pehly hi khanti baja deta hay.
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