Kanjoos Jokes in Urdu

Kanjoos Joke 1:

Aik kanjoos shaks doctor se : mere chehre ki plastic surgery k kitney paisey lo gey?
Doctor: 3 laakh
Kanjoos: Agar plastic main khud le aaon tou?
Doctor: Phir mere paas anay ki zaroorat nahin, garm kar k khud hi chipka lena

Kanjoos Joke 2:

Aik larki ki kanjoos aadmi se shadi ho gai.
Larki: hum apni car kabb lain gey?
Aadmi: kabhi nahin, hum hamesha paidal hi chaplain gey, paidal chalna sehat k liye acha hota hai
Larki: meri maan sehi hi kehti thee ke abu ne mere liye aqal se paidal shakhs hi talash keya hai

Kanjoos Joke 3:

Aik sheikh flat ki teesri manzil pe rehta tha. Aik din uski biwi khana paka rahi thee. Usne sheikh se kaha ‘Please yeh kapray chatt pe daal aaen’.
Sheikh aathween manzil pe geya aur kapray dalte howey girr para. Girte howey jab kitchen ki khirki k samne se guzra tu zoar se awaz lagai ‘begum mere khana na banana’

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