Urdu/ Hindi Jokes, Lataef- Sardar,Pathan Jokes – Roman Urdu SMS Jokes

Urdu Jokes/ Lataef- Sardar Jokes – Pathan Jokes – Urdu SMS Jokes

 

Joke 1: 1 larki ghar se bhag gai aur 2 din wapis aai tou baap ghussay se:  abb keya lene aai ho?? … larki: bareek pin wala nokia mobile ka charger!

Joke 2: 1 chira tha

1 chiri thee

dono ki shadi ho gai…

dono ‘chirchiray’ ho gey!

Joke 3: Sardar 1 museum geya aur uss se  aik cup toot geya…. Officer:  tum ne 500 saal purana cup toar deya hai… sardar: Rab ka shukar hai… main tou samjha tha nea hai!

Joke 4: Ustad: Uss ne khud-kushi kar li.. Ussay khud-kushi karni pari… dono main farq batao? Shagird: pehle wala be-rozgar tha, doosra shadi-shudda tha

Joke 5: Biwi shohar se: tumhain meri khoobsoorti ziada achi lagti hai ya aqalmandi? .. Shohar: mujhe tumhari ye mazaq ki adat bohat achi lagti hai!

Joke 6:1 pathan JORAB lene medical store par gayaor JORAB ka nam bhol gaya. Dukandar: kia chahiay? Pathan (apna Paoon table pe rakh kar): khocha is ki casing dedo.

Joke 7: Frog: Sardaron ka dimagh nai hota. Sardar: Hota hay. Frog: Nai hota-Nai Hota-Nai Hota (& jumps in water). Sardar:Le Dass! eday wich khudkushi karen di kerri gal a.

Joke 8: Husband: suit bara sohna paya aay. Wife:Thanks G. Hus: Lipstick b sohni laiay. Wife: Thanx G. Hus:makeup v sohna kita aay. Wife: thnx GHus: sohni fir v nahi lagdi.

Joke 9: Aik admi party mein geya aur apne family ka taruf angrezee mein kuch is terah kera rahe: I am Sardar and she is Sardarnee. He is my kid and she is my kidney.

Joke 10:  Shaer: O budhe! Ruk! Main ne tera khoon pena hai. Budha: Kissi jawan ka ja kay piyyo. Who garm ho ga. Shaer: Nahain! Aaj mera dil cold drink pene ka ker reha hai.

Joke 11: Sardar apne GF kay paas jata aur baar baar gir jata. Jub who tesre dafa girra to us ke GF kehte sardar jee aap yeh kya ker rahe hain? Sardar kehta: I am falling in luv with you.

Joke 12: Kuch loag her us jagah khushi phila dete hain jaha jate hain aur kuch loag her us jagah khushi phila dete hain jaha se woah jate hain.

Joke 13: Ustaad: Mujhe water ka formula sunao. Shagird: HIJKLMNO. Ustaad: Kya? Yeh kya? Shagird: Kul aap he nay to bataya thaa H to O water ka formula hota hai.

Joke 14: Ustaad: Ali aur Bilawal tum dono aaj phir late aaye ho. Ali: Sir mera ruppaeyya gum ho gya thaa. Ustaad Bilawal se: Aut tum kyoun late aaye? Bilawal: Sir main us kay rupaeyye pay pao rakh kay khara thaa.

Joke 15: Aajkal nojawan nassal kay bigarne ke wajah kya? Cable? Nahain. Internet? Nahain. 1st year ke Urdu ke katab ke ghazlain hain.

Joke 16: Aik bache ne “Mother Tongue” kay bare mazmoon likhna thaa. Bache ko samajh nahain aaa reha thaa kya likhe. Bache ka baap kehta “bohat lambe hai” likh do.

Joke 17: Jub aap halke phulke mosiqee sunne kay mood mein ho to ghar ke totiyon se kaam chalaye.

Joke 18: Sardar football stadium chala jata aur aik match dekhne wale se poachta khilare football ko pao kyoun maar rahe hain? Woah kehta goal kerne kay liye. Sardar kehta football to pehle he goal hai aab aur es ko kitna goal kerna hai?

 

More Urdu Jokes:

Aik bacha apne baap ka naam 1000 Watts kay bulb pay likh reha hota hai. Baap bache se poachta yeh kya ker rahe ho? Bacha: Aap ka naam roshan ker reha hu.

Sardar aik larkee ko propose kerta to larke kehte hai main aap se aik saal bare hu. Sardar: Koe baat nahain! Main aap se agle saal shadi ker lu ga.

Kya aap ko larkiya pasand hain? Kya aap ko larkiyo se baat kerna pasand hai? Kya aap chahte hain aap kay aas paas her waqt larkiya rahain? Aap ko chahye goalgappo ka thela laga lain.

Ustaad shagird se: Baal baal qarze mein jakre hona ka jumla banao. Shagird: Us ka baal baal qarz mein jakra howa thaa lahaza us ne baal katwa diye aur aab woah ganja phirta hai.

Aik doctor mareez kay peeche bhaag reha thaa. Logo ne wajah poache to doctor kehta mareez damagh ka operation kerwane aata hai aur baal katwa kay bhaag jata hai.

Ustaad: 80 + 90 kitne hote hain? Shagird: 100. Ustaad: Nahain! 170 hote hain. Shagird: Leakin hum ne to bachpun se sunna hai akkar bakkar bambe boo 80, 90 pora 100.

Ik aadmi pagal-khanay jaata hai…waha ik pagal ko daikhta hai kay…konay main betha apnay aap say shargoshiyaa kar raha hai…phir har shargoshi kay baad zor zor say qahqay lagaata hai…ik baar aisa hua…ik shargoshi kay baad us nay buraa sa moon banaa liya…
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aadmi nay pagal-khanay kay nigraan say poocha yeh kiya kar raha tah, aur kiya hua isay…nigraan kehta hai “janaab yeh apnay aapko latifay sunaa raha tah…aur har latifay kay baad hansta….yeh jo is nay buraa sa moon banaiya hai…yeh is liye kay yeh latifaa is nay pahlay say sunaa hua tah!

 

Do behray train main safar kar rahay thay…ik poochta hai “kiyaa aap lahore jaa rahay hain?”…dosra kehta hai…”nahi…main lahore jaa raha hoo”…pehla phir say kehta hai…”ohh..acha main samjha aap lahore jaa rahay hain!

 

Sardar come to school  with one black and one white shoes..Sir:go home and change.sardar:koi faida nahi sir, ghar may b 1 black aur 1 white shoe hi hai….

 

Aik larke ne apne dost se kha…aj ka zamana bara jhota hai..duniya main koi aisa admi nahi milta jo jhot na bolta ho…dost ne kha main aik larke ko janta hon…jo kabhi jhot nahi bolta….phele larke ne kkha tu waqei wo bara naik larka hai..chalo is se baatain karain,
Dosre larke ne kha wo tu gonga hai

 

Zoo main bache nay Hathi ke lun ko dekh ker puchha: Mama ye kya hai? Mama:”kuchh nahi ”  Papa: dekha beta thumari mama ke liye to ye b kuch nahin.

 

 

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