Top Funny Urdu/ Hindi Jokes in Roman English Writing

A top collection of Urdu/ Hindi jokes in Roman English Writing.

Top Funny Urdu/ Hindi Jokes:

Wife: Husband say India jao to saari bhejna,Dubai jao to jewelry,France jao to perfume….Husband ne jal kar kaha,dozakh jaon to kia bhejon?Wife:APNI VIDEO.!

 

Sardar come to school  with one black and one white shoes..Sir:go home and change.sardar:koi faida nahi sir, ghar may b 1 black aur 1 white shoe hi hai….

 

Do behray train main safar kar rahay thay…ik poochta hai “kiyaa aap lahore jaa rahay hain?”…dosra kehta hai…”nahi…main lahore jaa raha hoo”…pehla phir say kehta hai…”ohh..acha main samjha aap lahore jaa rahay hain!

 

Ik sahab nay zor say dosray kay monh-sharif par thapparr maara…woh sahib tilmilaa hi to uthay aur poochnay lagay “aap nay thapparr mazaak main maraa hai ya sanjeedgi main?”….pehla kehta hai “sanjeedgi main”….woh sahib itminaan say bolay “phir theek hai,,,kionkay mujhay aisa mazaak bilkul pasand nahi!!!” :pagal

 

Aik larke ne apne dost se kha…aj ka zamana bara jhota hai..duniya main koi aisa admi nahi milta jo jhot na bolta ho…dost ne kha main aik larke ko janta hon…jo kabhi jhot nahi bolta….phele larke ne kkha tu waqei wo bara naik larka hai..chalo is se baatain karain,

Dosre larke ne kha wo tu gonga hai

 

Faqeer phone pay: Hello pizza shop? Awaaz aaye: Yes! Faqeer: 2 large pizza aur 1 coke bhej do. Awaaz aaye: Kiss kay naam pay? Faqeer: Allah kay naam pay baba.

 

Ustaad shagird se: Baal baal qarz mein jakre hona ka jumla banao. Shagird: Us ka baal baal qarz mein jakra howa thaa lahaza us ne baal katwa diye aur aab woah ganja phirta hai.

 

Candidate: kehta hai sir may i come in?

manager:yes

candidate:hello

manager:hello ur name plz

candidate:manish

manager: Ok

manager:kya qualification hai aapki ?

candidate: sir M.A

manager: Ok

manager: is job k bare main kya thinking hain aapki k kya mayar hona chahiyeh

candidate:ji is job k sath ek flat apna hona chiyeh ek nokar biwi k liyeh or ek choti car or almost 10,000 salery honi chahiyeh.bas

manager: Ok

candidateir main apni job pakki samjhoon?

manager: Ok

candidateir meri salery kitni hogi?

managerpko ek choti gari ki jaga bari car deinge,ek barabangla,aur ek nokar ki jaga 10 nokar deinge,aur 10,000 ki jaga 20,000 ki salery hogi.

candidateir kyon mazaq karrahe hain aap

manager:pahlay shuroo kisne kiya tha?..

 

Ik aadmi pagal-khanay jaata hai…waha ik pagal ko daikhta hai kay…konay main betha apnay aap say shargoshiyaa kar raha hai…phir har shargoshi kay baad zor zor say qahqay lagaata hai…ik baar aisa hua…ik shargoshi kay baad us nay buraa sa moon banaa liya…
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aadmi nay pagal-khanay kay nigraan say poocha yeh kiya kar raha tah, aur kiya hua isay…nigraan kehta hai “janaab yeh apnay aapko latifay sunaa raha tah…aur har latifay kay baad hansta….yeh jo is nay buraa sa moon banaiya hai…yeh is liye kay yeh latifaa is nay pahlay say sunaa hua tah!

 

Aik doctor mareez kay peeche bhaag reha thaa. Logo ne wajah poache to doctor kehta mareez damagh ka operation kerwane aata hai aur baal katwa kay bhaag jata hai.

Ustaad: 80 + 90 kitne hote hain? Shagird: 100. Ustaad: Nahain! 170 hote hain. Shagird: Leakin hum ne to bachpun se sunna hai akkar bakkar bambe boo 80, 90 pora 100.

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