Urdu Jokes in English Writing

A large collection of top funny Urdu jokes in English writing.

Urdu Jokes in English Text:
  •  Joke 1: Customer : Bhai kab se wait ker raha hoon khana abhi tak tayyar nahi howa?
Hotel Wala : Bhai sahab kahan tu 3 din pehlay se tayyar hai bas gharam ho raha hai.
  • Joke 2: Khatoon doctor sey:” meray shouhar ko sotey mein bolney ki aadat hai”

doctor:” aap unhein jagtey howey bolney ka mouqa dein woh sotey mein bolna chor dein gay

 

  • Joke3: Aik baewakof dusaray baewakof say main duniya ko meta doon ga

dusara baewakof main tummhain rubber he nahe doon ga

 

  • Joke 4: Sadar kisi sher ko mar sakta hai ? .. Sardar gee nay bhuhat sochnay kay baad nateja nikala … mein zahar pee loon ga aur sher mujhay kah lay ga ….

 

  • Joke 5: Aik shaks “TV” ke lliye loan lene bank jaata hai……….

banker : app ke paas apna zaatey gher hai?
aadmi : jee haan
banker : app ke paas car hai?
aadmi: jee doo hain
banker : app ke paas zameen hai?
aadmi: jee 500 aecar zameen bhi hai?
banker: ” bura manatey howe ap mujh se mazak ker rahe hain”
aamdi: jaban shuruwaat tu app ne hee tee theee

 

  • Joke 6: Pehla Pagal : Ager tum batao kay is Box mein kia hai tu ye anday tumhara

aur ager tum ye bata du kay ye kitnay anday hain tu 5 kay 5 tumharay aur
ager tum ye bata dogay ye kis kay anday hain tu wo morgi bhi tumhari.
Dosra Pagal : Yaar koi hint tu du.

 

  • Joke 7: aik falsafi,aik gunja aur aik hajaam akhtey safar karrahe the…ke raste main raat hogaye…Faisla howa ke bari bari pehra deya jaye…phele hajam ki bari thi…pehra dete howe iska dil jo ghabraya tu isne falsafey ka sar monnd dala…agli bari falsafi ki thi…hajam ne isko utha deya aur khud sogaya…pehra dete howe wo kisi soch main ghumm tha…bekhayali main is ne sar per hath pehra tu baal ghaib paye…kehne laga

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bari Meri thi utha ganjey ko deya

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