Urdu Jokes – Roman Urdu Jokes – Urdu Lataef

Urdu Jokes – Roman Urdu Jokes

 Aik sahib ke bar main mashor tha ke who bohot acha khat likh kar dete hain,aik unparh borha in ke pas ja kar kehne laga “saddar sahib ke naam meri taraf se khat likho or inhein meri bori halat se agha karo “.woh shaks khat likh chukka to borhe ne kaha “zara parh kar sonao” is ne parh kar sonaya to borha phot phot kar rone laga.is shaks ne poucha “kya baat hay tum kune roo rehe ho” to borha bola “beta mujhe khud maloom na tha ke mere itne kharab halat hain.

mosafir “kya haal hain bhai ?” conductor “bas theek hay” “mosafir “main ne aap ka haal poucha hay,na ke bas ka”.

aik nojawan ne aik bazorg se poucha. “train main safar karte waqt kis tarf muhn rakhna chahy?” bazorg bole apne saman ki taraf.”

doctor “han bataye aap ko kya takleef hay?” so kar uthta hun to sar adhe khante tak chakrata rehta hay. doctor “to adhe khante bad utha karein”.

ger momalik main zuban ka barha msla hota hy,farance main aik sahib aik restaurant main gye to kafi dair menu samne rakh kar bethe rehy or ise parhane ki kosish karte rehy akher kar unh one aik jaga ungli rakhi or vetar ko kaha ke ye le aoo.vetar jo English samajta tha,narmi se bola,sir……hamare muzik bajane wale is waqt yehi dhun baja rehy hain.

ustaad shagird se rongte khare hone ka jumla banao shagird jab master sahib ne mujhe class main khara kiya to sath hi mere rongte ehtaraman khare ho gye.

gahak dokandar se itni dair se tum gharian dekha rehy ho koi bi ghari theek nahi hay, dokandar gahak se kune bhai kya kharabi hay gharion main? “gahak har ghari ki aik soi barhi hay or aik chooti”.

aik afimi raat bohot dair se ghar aya to sab soo rehy the is ne darwaza khatkhataya lakin koi na jaga,who borborane laga, “arye jagte ho to darwaza khol do nahi to kah do ke hum sab so rehy hain.

circis ke malik ne nokar ko dantate hoye kaha. “kal rat tum ne sher ka pinjara khola chor rakha tha.”molazim bola “to is se kya fark parta hay sher ko bhala kon chori kar sakta hay.

aik bachi apne chacha se keh rehi thi,uncle main app ki birth day par gift den eke liye romal kharedne lagi thi lakin mujhe app ki naak ka size hi malom nahi tha.

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