Student Teacher Jokes – Ustad Shagird Lataef

  • Ek bacha school der se pohncha tu teacher ne kaha tumhe malom hona chahye k school 8 baje shuro ho jata hai.bache ne masomiyat se jawab diya miss waqt ki pabandi zarori hai app mera intezar mat kia Karein school shuro kar diya Karein.
  • Ek professor sahb ka college hall mein pehla lecture tha.college k hall mein sub students bethe thee kuch mike kharab kuch professor ki awaz bareek aur kuch topic bhi khushk in baton ne students ko bore kar diya aur ek ek kar k sub khisak gae.jab 5,6 larke reh gae tu chaprasi ne ek chit professor sahb k samne rakhi jis per likha tha jab ap taqrer khatm kar lein tu wahan k pankhe bnd kar k batiyan bujha k bare darwaze per tala laga k chabi chaprasi k hawale kar dein.
  • Nae professor ne burhe professor se pocha class ko lecture kese diya jata hai?bohat aasan hai class mein ja kar khare ho kar ahista se lecture shuro kar do jab lecture khatm ho tu ehteyat se chalet hoe class se nikal jana.ehteyat se keun?iss liye k class tumhare paon ki awaz se jaag na jae.
  • Ek bache ne masomiyat se sawal kia sir kea ye baat darust hai k bache qoam ka sarmaya hein aur mulk-o-millat ka tabnak mustaqbil hein.bilkol sir ne jawab diya tum ne bilkol theek suna hai.bache ne masomiyat se kaha sir mager hakumat iss sarmae mein ezafe se pareshan keun hai.
  • Ek professor class mein ae tu bachon se kaha aj mein ap ko mendak k bare mein baton ga ye keh kar professor ne apni jeab mein hath dala tu uss mein cake tha ye dekh kar professor ne kaha ye cake hai tu woh kea cheez thee jo mein ne raste mein khai thee.
  • Teacher:bhens ki kitni tange hoti hein?student:sir ye tu koi pagal bhi bta de ga.teacher:issi liye tu tum se pocha hai.
  • Ek student ne fee mafi ki darkhuast likhi.bakhidmat janab head master sahb, government high school.janab-e- aali!baat ye hai k mere abbu ne mujhe fee k liye 500 rupe diye thee’100 rupe ki doston k sath film dekh li’150 rupe k bottle aur samosa kha liye’50 rupe ka aap ki beti ko easy load karwa diya’200 rupe English wali miss per har gaya’mein samajhta tha k unn ka sirf maths wale sir k sath chakker hai’per unn ka tu aap k sath bhi chakker hai.ab aap k pas 2 he raste hein’ya tu meri fee muaf’ya aap ka raaz fash .aap ka farmaberdar, pappu.
  • Ek student school mein gadha le aya.teacher:gadha keun lae ho?student:aap ne he tu kaha tha k mein ne bare bare gadhon ko insan banaya hai.mein ne socha k iss ki bhi life bn jae gi.
  • Ustad ne shagird se kaha:imtehan nazdek hein koi sawal pochna hai tu poch lo.shagird ne kaha:janab perche mein kon kon se sawal a rahe hein.
  • Ustad:ande aur dande mein kia farq hai.shagird:ande seyasat danon per baraste hein aur dande talib-e-ilmon per.
  • Ustad shagird se:sawal k jawab mein itna km keun likha.shagird:mein ne iss liye km likha hai k aap ko check karne mein aasani ho.
  • Principal: late keun ae ho tumhare dost tu sub waqt per ae hein. student:group bna kart u kutte aate hein sir sher tu akela he aata hai. principal:chal mera sher bacha ab jaldi se murga bn ja.
  • Student: brain Bermuda triangle ki tarha hai!information ander jati tu hai lekin exam mein kabhe bahir nahe aati.

4 dost class k test se bachne k liye apni dil chaspi ki jaghon per ghomte rahe.agli dafa jb class mein pohnche tu teacher ne test se absent hone ki wajha pochi.unhon ne bahana bnaya k kal woh a rahe thee k raste mein ek traffic hadsa ho gaya jis mein ek sahb zakhmi ho gae chunacha unhon ne unn sahb ko hospital pohncha kar merham patti karwai iss liye woh test k liye nahe pohanch sake.teacher ne kaha koi baat nahe aap ka ek chota sa test abhe le lete hein.teacher ne unn ko kamre k Chaaron  kono mein alag alag bethaya  aur blackboard per ek nea parcha tayyar karte hoe kaha k aap iss parche ko hal Karein percha kuch iss tarha tha.

1-hadse ka shikar hone wale shakhs ne kis rang k kapre pehne thee.

2-zakhmi ko jism k kis hisse pe zakhm ae thee.

3-zakhmi ko kis hospital le jaya gaya. hospital ka nam likhen .

4-merham patti ka khrcha kitna aya aur ye kharcha kis ne berdasht kia?

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