Funny, Joke, Mazak SMS Text Messages in Urdu/ Hindi

A large collection of funny a.k.a mazak SMS text messages in Urdu and Hinndi:

Funny Urdu SMS:

Funny SMS 1:  Aaj bhi woh dhand se mar rahi hai faraz, ik bar kaha tha k tum beghair sweater katrina lagti ho

Funny SMS 2: Dr.: 20 minutes pehele aatey tu mareez ko bachaya ja sakta hai, Relatives: 10 minutes pehley hi tu hadsa howa hai

Funny SMS 3: Chalo faraz mosim ka maza chakhain, tamam duaen bachon ki pohnch se door rakhen

Funny SMS 4: BV: tum mujhay sotey main gaalian dey rehe thy, shuhar: tumhain ghalat fehmi howi hai, BV: keya ghalat fehmi? Shohar: yehi k main so raha tha

Funny SMS 5: Beta: abu jab main bara ho jaon ga tu ammi mujhe beghair poochay bahir janey den gee? Baap: itna bara tu abhi main bhi nahin howa

Funny SMS 6:  Sari raat issi kashmakash main guazar jati hai faraz, ke kamble ki lambai konsi hai uar chorai konsi

Funny SMS 7:  Shadi ki aik tarqreeb main jin aa geya tu tamaam larkion ki cheekhain nikal gaeen, aik baba g ne larkion se kaha wuzu kar kar ke aao, larkian  wuzu kar k aaeen tu jin ki cheekhen nikal gaeen

Funny SMS 8: Aik shaks se interview ke duran poocha geya ap kitne behan bhai hain? us ne jawab deya 8. interview lene walay ne poocha apka number konsa hai? woh shaks bola jazz ka

Funny SMS 9: Faqeer: 10 rs. de du sahib chaye peeyon ga, Sahib: chaye tu 5 rs ki aati hai? Faqeer: girlfriend bhi peye gee, sahib: faqeer ne bhi girlfriend rakh lee! faqeer: nahin g sahib, girlfriend ne faqeer bana deya

Funny SMS 10:  Aik sardar sarak per ja raha tha ke aik car k neeche kutta leta nazar aya, sardar ne taaang se pakar kar bahir khencha aur bola: bahir nikal, itne tum mechanic.

Funny SMS 11: Angraiz punjabi main ‘darwaza khol de’ kaise kahe ga? ….  Nahin pata? chalain hum batate hain…. “There was a cold day”.. isko tez tez kahe ga :)

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