Urdu SMS Collection – Top Text Messages in Urdu

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Khush ??
Ab yeh na kehna kay hum SMS nahi bhaijtay

 

Urdu SMS 2: Aik larka tha dewana sa  …………….. mobile lay kar chalta tha
Chori chori chupkay chupkay mobile main kuch daikha karta tha
Jab bhi milta tha mujh say yeh hi pocha karta tha
ke “yeh on kaisay hota hai” ?

 

Urdu SMS 3: Mehil saji thi msgs ka tha daur, SMS maine kia tha kisi ne na kia GHOR, SMS mai paise lagey thay meray halal k, Or sab kanjoos keh rahay they 1 aur 1 aur

 

Urdu SMS 4: Suraj howa madham    chand jalnay laga
main thehra raha zameen hilnay lagi
sajnaaa.. kya yeh mera pehla pehla pyar hai???
Nalayak, Yeh payar nahi, ZALZALA Hai ….

 

Urdu SMS 5: Chicken tika ho ya karhai
Mangni ho shadi ho ya sagai
New message main ab type karo koi likhai
kabhi to zaya karo aik rupia o harjai!!

 

Urdu SMS 6: Sardar foj main bharti ho jata hai
usay AK47 gun di jati hai
Zara ghabratay howay sardar mejor say pochta hai
Sir yeh gun ki nali samnay rakhon ya ulta??
mejor: kisi bhi taraf rakho, Faida daish ka hi ho ga

 

Urdu SMS 7: Baharo phool barsao mera “DOST”aya hai. Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai. Barso tak thi jise pani se “ELERGY” Woh aaj “LUX” se nahaya hai.

 

Urdu SMS 8: Aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho, mere dil ko bhaati bahut ho, dil kehta hai le jaaun tumhen dinner pe, par suna hai tum khaati bahut ho!

 

Urdu SMS 9: Machar ka Geet
Bhegay hont teray  pyasa dank mera
lagay amrat sa  mujhar khoon tera
kabhi meray sath koi raat guzaroo
tujhay subha tak ..main… SOJA DOON GA YAAR
Ho ho ho

 

Urdu SMS 10: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
kuch nahi bas aap ki shakal yaad a gayi !!!!

 

Urdu SMS 11:Aap hamari gali main aaye…
Thora sharmay, thora ghabray
Thora  sa muskuray
Phir zoor say chalay
“Aallu Cholay Masalay Walay”

 

Urdu SMS 12: A ki biwi B         B ki bhabi C
C ki beti V         V kay dada G
G ki bewi K         K ki beti T
to batao A aur T ka kya rishta hai

 

Urdu SMS 13: Kamal teray nakhray
kamal tera style
monh dhonay ki tameez nahi
aur haath main mobile hai …!!

 

Urdu SMS 14:WIFE AUR MOBILE
dono hi dosroon kay achay lagtay hai
dono hi nayay achay lagtay hain
dono ko charge karna parta hai

 

Urdu SMS 15: PROPOSE KARNAY KA NAYA STYLE
chand ko toor doon ka……
soraj ko phor doon ga……
to aik baar han kar day bas……
main pehli wali chor doon ga !!!!

Urdu SMS 16: Aik sardar nay dosray sardar (Sikh) ko phone kiya aur bola
haan ji main bool raha hoon!
dosra sardar bola, Kamal hai aithay vi main bool raha hoon

 

Urdu SMS 17: Aik admi say kisi nay pocha kay batao
AQAL bari ya BHAINS?????
to woh admi sochnay laga aur bola
“Pehlay dono ki umrain batao phir bataoon ga”

 

Urdu SMS 18: Aik pathan nay khobsorat aurat ko porpose kiya
Aurat boli: main tum say aik saal bari hoon
pathan bolo: OO koi baat nahi hum tum say aik saal bad shadi banay ga…

 

Urdu SMS 19: Aik sikh martay hoay cheeni dost ko milnay hospital pohancha
usay daikh kay cheeni bola “CHIN YOYAN” aur dum tor gaya
sikh matlab jannay kay liyay china chalagaya aur matlab tha
“Tum oxegen tube par kharay ho”

 

Urdu SMS 20: Ye fishes meri dosti ki nishani hein Ise sambhal kar rakhna:or Ye mar na jae isliye mobile pani me dal kar rakhna;-)

 

Urdu SMS 21: Sa re ga ma pa da ni sa re tak dina din dha ma pa ni sa ni sa re sa re ga ma pa….. MUBARKAAN!!Tusi hun marasi ho gaye o!

 

Urdu SMS 22: *Mental  Hospital k Opretion Theator Mein…Opretion TyarSaaman MojoodDoctor MojoodNurse MojoodMagar pagal…..!!!SMS parhne Mein Masrof Ha

 

Urdu SMS 23: 1Larki 1Larka Bus me ja rahe the,Larki bus se utri or apna number dia 2472742 Larke ne nam pucha Larki boli:Nob me he nam chupa he.Larki ka nam btao?its a challnge

 

Urdu SMS 24: 3 LOG JANAT MEIN DAAKHIL NAHI HO SAKE GE.1: JHOOT BOLNE WALA,2: SHIRK KARNE WALA,AUR3: CYCLE  KO VOTE DENE WALA.>>>———–>G.A BHUTTO.

 

Urdu SMS 25:A True Friend is 1,who sees the 1st Tear in ur eyes,catches the 2nd one & stops the 3rd one & if 4th comes,then slaps U & says:”Chal ab Dramay Baazi band kar”

 

Urdu SMS 26: Aaj Newspaper Main Parha k Doston Ko SMS Karnay Se Dil Ki Bimari Ho Sakti Hai..To Aaj Se Band..Kia SMS..?Nahi ReNews Paper;)

 

Urdu SMS 27: Agar meri taraf se koi SMS na aye…tu..UdaaS na hona….kyun ke………Mein SMS di factory nai lai hoi..menu hor ve bare kum ne!

 

Urdu SMS 28: Aj police ne bohat Mara,Ek he bat puchi”Bata tera wo dost kahan hai jo saal mai 4 bar nahata hai ? “Mai Ne Bohat Mar khai lekin” DOST “Tera Nam Nai Btaya

 

Urdu SMS 29: APKO SMS MILAY?NAHI MILAY TO YE LOSMS SMS SMS SMSLO CHOTE SMSsms sms smsYE LO REMIXSmS sMs SmS sMsSTYLISH WALEY BHI LO$M$ $M$ $M$ Basab APKI bari.

 

Urdu SMS 30: Apnay ghar ko   achhi tarha check karo.                              Saary rooms dekh lo                                         koi jaga na reagay                                             Kion k ?????                                                                                                  Koi  keh   raha  tha.                                Har  Ghar  say             BHUTTO  Niklay  ga…..

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