Funny SMS – Top Urdu/ Hindi Text Messages Collection

Funny SMS 1: Are  humein  to  apno  ne  luta  geron  mein  kahan  dam  tha.Meri  haddi  thi  wahan  tuti  jahan  hospital  band  tha.Mujhe   ambulance mein  dala  us   ka  petrol  khatam  tha.Mujhe  rickshawy mein is  lye bithaya  k  kiraya  kam  tha.Mujhe  doctor  ne  uthaya  nurse mein  kahan  dam  tha.

Funny SMS 2: Birdflu ki waja se Murghion ka ehtijaj aur nare bazi”Kal bhi murghi bikti thi aj bhi murghi bikay gi tum kitni murghian maroge? Har anday se murghi niklegi”…

Funny SMS 3: Chintoo Mintoo donon zid kar rahe thay, K  Hum ne Monkey dekhna hey, Main ne aapka address de dya hey, 2,3 murtaba jump maar lena, buche khush ho jaen gey.

Funny SMS 4: Dil jis ko dia wo delhi challi gai.piyaar jis se kia wo itly chali gai.dil ny socha khudkushi kar k daikhain hath switch main diya bijli chali gai.

Funny SMS 5: Dil ki baat Dil me na rakhna,Jo pasand ho usy I LOVE YOU kehna. Agar wo gusay me aa jaye to darna mat.Sar jhukana or kehna,PYARI BehnaMILTI REHNA .

Funny SMS 6: Dil me ap dharkan me ap fiza me ap zamane me ap ankhon me ap sansu me ap jahan b dekhun bus ap hi ap- Detol wale sach kehte hain Jaraseem her jaga hote hain.

Funny SMS 7: Do u know wat iz a mobile ????Socho !!!???Koshish to karo????????ye hath mei kya LOTA pakra huwa hai, ye hi Mobile hai..!,

Funny SMS 8: Dor kahin 1 basti thi Wahan churailain basti thin – Un k andar bari masti thi- Jb dekho wo hasti thi Tum jo itna hasto ho- Usi basti ki lagti ho.

Funny SMS 9: Ek Din Ek Murgha,Murghi k peechay Bhaag rha tha k Train Accident sy Murghi Mrr gai. To Murgha Sad ho kr bola: MARHoOMA Boht NAIK thi JAAN dy di pr PAPPI nhi di

Funny SMS 10:  Elaan-e-Aam!Dosto te Mitro,Markzi Royat-e- Pyar Cometi ne elan kia hai k Velentine-day ka Chand nazr aa gaya hai,Lehaza aaj se theek 2 ‘din baad 14 f

Funny SMS 11: Fresh Flowers for you…What r u looking for…???Flowers..?Have some sense yar….dis iz mobile not Gamla..

Funny SMS 12: I Love u EVERY DAY I Like uEVERY DAY I miss u EVERY DAY I want 2 c u EVERY DAY I need u EVERY DAY Bcoz EVERY DAY K bina chai ka maza hi nahi ;-)

Funny SMS 13: Jab kabhi bhi apki Larai 10 logon se ho to ghabrna mat bus mujhe bula lena Bcoz main ne kabhi kisi ko KUTTE ki tarah MAAR khate nahi dekha

Funny SMS 14: Jis tarha 1 MACHAR ko marne se aap SHIKARI nahe ban jaogy………..theek usi tarah 2-3 SMS karne sy aap BHIKARI nahe ban jaogy…

Funny SMS 15 Khirki se dekha to raste pe koi nai tha. . .Khirki se dekha to raste pe koi nai tha. . . . Raste pe ja ke dekha to khirki pe koi nai tha..

Funny SMS 16: Khuda kry k tum ko”JUDAI”na mile kabhi be”TANHAI”na mile muje sms na karo to kuch aisa hoK mosam ho sardi ka or tum ko”RAZAI”na mile.HAPPY WINTER SEASON.ohoooo

Funny SMS 17: Meharban Kadardan Dekh tamasha meri jan..Yeh Monkey Ab…..SMSparhe gaaur muskuraye ga! aur sms forward ker k apni hoshyari dikhaye ga.TAALIYAN.

Funny SMS 18: Neeche mat jana pl zneeche galat likha hai arey mat jao niche yar mana kar raha hon nana arey nahina niche galat likha hai         “GALAT”;-)

Funny SMS 19: O love love likhdi rei,main leave leave parda rea,O kiss kiss likhdi rei,mai kash kash parda rea,O viah kara k chali ga,main language course karda rea……

Funny SMS 20: Pholon mein Tum Khayalon mein Tum Dil mein Tum Baghon mein Tum Sapno mein Tum Yadoon mein Tum -Oye Tusi ghar v Rehndey ho k Phirdey hi Rehnday O!

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Funny SMS 21: Phullan nal gulaban da ki tuk banda ae Botan nal juraban da ki tuk banda aeEh soch k mai khali chad aaya paer Swalan naal jawaban da ki tuk banda ae.

Funny SMS 22: Plz call me,its Urgent.,Ek accident ho gaya hy…Aap hi ka blood group match hoga,Plz mana mat karna warna ..KHOTA mar jae ga!

Funny SMS 23: Shairni ne hathi k ghar se aya hua rishta thukr dia U know y? Ap pareshan na ho ye unke ghar ka masla hai;-)

Funny SMS 24: Sorry for disturbing u at mid night …Per abhi abhi maine khwab mein Allama Iqbal ko dekha, wo mujh se keh rahe the K ”MERI Soi hui qoum ko jaga do!”

Funny SMS 25: Teray chehray pe udaasiankhon may nami hai…………………….National namak istemaal kar pagal tujhay iodeen ki kami hai.

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