Funny Urdu / Hindi Text Messages – Top Cool SMS

SMS 1: Itne masroof ho gay ho tum… abb dil dukhane bhi nahin aatey

 

SMS 2: Sari raat issi kashmakash main guzar jati hai Faraz, k kambal ki lambai kon c aur chorai kon c

 

SMS 3: Zaroorat hai: hamain time pass karne ke leye aik part time larki ki jo sms karne per aboor rakthi ho

 

SMS 4: Ik larki thi deewani si Mobile lay kay chalti thi Nazren jukha kar, sharma kar Mobile mein jane kya dekha karti thi Jab bhi milti thi mujh se Mujh se poocha karti thi ON kaise hota hai? yeh ON kaise hota hai?

 

SMS 5: Koi ahat bhi nahin aai, Koi patta bhi nahin hila… kab muhabat ho gai, hamain pata hi nahin chala

 

SMS 6: Jab se ainak lagai hai nazar wali… lagne lagi hai zeher ghar wali

 

SMS 7: majnu ko laila ka sms naheen aaya, majnu ne 3 din se khana naheen khaya, majnu marne wala tha laila ke piyar main, aur laila baithi thi sms free honay k intizaar main.

 

SMS 8: Main nay pocha chand say, daikha hay kahin mera yaar sa haseen chand nay kaha:- Salay itnay upar say dikhta hay kia?

 

SMS 9: Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote, . . . chand to tum ho hi, sitaray bhi saath hote!!

 

SMS 10: Jo apka dil dukhay uss se kabi muhabat na karen, aur jo ap se muhabat karey, us ka kabhi dil na dukhaen

 

SMS 11: Maazi sair kerne ke leye tu aik achi jagah hai, lakin rehne ke leye nahin

 

SMS 12: Agar ap kisi se muhabat karte hain tu, ussay bataen nahin, balke  dekhaen

 

SMS 13: Yeh tumhara sulagta hua jism… kapkapatay hont…. larkharati Aawaz… thartharata badan . . . . mujhe pehle se shak tha k tumhain Malaria hai…..

Sunsan sarak k sookhay hue peepal ki tuti hui tehni k murjhaye hue pattey pay baithay hue bhoot k pair sey nikaltay hue khoon par baithe hue beemaar bacteria ki kasam . . . . . I miss you

 

SMS 14: Meri dua hai tum naik seerat ho Tera dil teri tarhan khoobsurat ho, Mil jaye har cheez tujhay dua say pehlay khud dua ko tere hathoon ki zaroorat ho

 

SMS 15: Wafa se”Pyar”mat karna=Q mat karna..?”Be-Mot”Maarejao ge=malum he Q maare jao ge?     Q-K?     “WAFA”ÅLTÅF HUSAIN ki “Beti”hai.;-)

kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par, dil mien junoon tha…aankhoon mien khoon tha, uthaya ussay masal dene k liye par khayal aya, kambakht mien bhi akhir apna hi khoon tha..

 

SMS 16: Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Baywaqoof…kaisa machis lay k aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti. Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test kar k laya hun.

 

SMS 17: Waisey to tum mujhko “AZEEZ” ho,Halan-K Tum kya “CHEEZ” ho,Na CaLL Kartey ho Na MSG.Aur Nakhrey tum aisey kartey ho,Jaisey “SHUKAT AZIZ” ho.

 

SMS 18: Tussi 4 kam karo 1-Mob off karo 2-Battery kad lo 3-Sim v kad lo 4-Mobile nu sarak te rakh k uton gadi langa deo Juddon sms nai krna te mobile rkhn d

 

SMS 19: Us ne kaha kon ho tum?Main ne kaha hasrat teri,Us ne kaha takte ho kia?Main ne kaha Surat teri,Us ne kaha karte ho kia?Main ne kaha poja teri,Us ne kaha kafir ho kia?Main ne kaha aisa hi sahi,Us ne kaha chahte ho kia?Main ne kaha muhabat teri,Us ne kaha pachtao gay,Main ne kaha kismat meri. Us ne kaha Married hoon main.Me ne kaha… MA KI KUSSS TERI..!!

 

SMS 20: Yar, next week Meri Mangni hai 1 Choti c Party di hai only few people will be invited Koi Gift lane ki zarorat nahi bas Kisi ko le ana Jis se Meri Mngni ho jay.

 

SMS 21: Ye aisa msg hai jisey bewakof perhty hen, Nalaek dosron ko forward kartay han,Gedhay delete kartay han, or Pagal save kartay han aap kya karnay waly han,reply

 

SMS 22: Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega… Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega… Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo… Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??

 

SMS 23: Kitni jaldi yeh mulakat guzar jati hai, Pyaas bujhti nahin ki barsaat guzar jati hai. Apni yadon sey keho ki yun na sataya karain, Neend aati nahin aur raat guzar jati hai

 

SMS 24: Taras gaye aapke deedar ko, Dil phir bhi aap k liye dua karta hai, Hum se to acha aap k ghar ka aaina hai, Jo rooz aapko dekha to karta hai…

 

SMS 25: Ache dost KI 3 NISHANIAN  1) kabhi madarchod phone nai karega    2)gandu hans hans k sms parhe gaaa  ge mat parhna  3)Jis kam se roko Bhosrika wahi karega!

SMS 26: mita dain gay yeh duri, yeh faslay sabhi! kaho gi ik baar kay milo aa kay kabhi! na hon gay durr phir tum say is zindagi main! khula rakho tum dar apna, hum atay hain abhi!

 

SMS 27: Kya kya Tere Naam likhon. . .? “DIL” likhoon k “JAAN” likhoon? Aansu chura k Teri Pyari Aankhon se. . . ! Apni har Khushi Tere Naam Likhoon

 

SMS 28: 3 chezain hamesha k liye bhula do:1. Dard2. Gham3. Aur Roothna, 3 chezain kabi na bhulana:1. Muskurahat2. Saadgi3. Aur Mujhy.
Duaa.Ye dua hai koe gela nahi mairay dost ye zindagi wo gulab hai jo khila nahi main ye sochti hoon khuda karey tujhey zindagi main  wo sab miley jo har kisi ko mila nahi.

SMS 29: “Saans”lane se apki YAAD ati haiYaad ane se meri JAAN jati haiKaise kehdon k sirf SanS se zindgi haiSanS bhi to apki YAAD ke baad ati hai..shai

 

SMS 30: Hum sochtay hain tumhain kia dain.Tumhari dosti ka jawab kia dain.Suna hay sub say acha tohfa gulab hota hay.Par jo khud gulab hay usay gulab kia dain.

 

SMS 31: Dil k konay say aik awaz aati hay, Hamain har pal un ki yaad ati hay, Dil pochta hay bar-bar hum say, Jihain hum yaad kertay hain, Kia unhain bhi hamari yaad ati hay?

 

SMS 32: Nazar Mila ker hum say nazar chura na lena, Dost bun ker hum ko gawan na daina, Mana k hum door hain aap say.., Is baat ko bahana bana ker humain bhula na dena…

 

SMS 33: Phool gir jate hain, Jab aap ate ho. Phool gir jate hain, Jab aap ate ho. . . . . . Andhe ho! Zara dhayan se hchala karo, Gamlon say kion takrate ho?

 

SMS 34: Kon apna tha kis pe enayat karte Hum ko hasrat he rahi hum b muhabt karteUs ne to samja he nai hum ko kisi qabil warnaUs se hum ishq nahiUn ke ebadat karty

 

SMS 35: Muhabat karne ke leye mazboot dil ki zaroorat hoti hai, lakin agar dil too jay tu sambhalne ke leye mazboot tareen dil ki zaroorat hoti hai

 

SMS 36: Main shayed wahan nahin pohch saka jehan jana chahta tha, lakin main uss jagah zaroor poohnch geya hon jehan mujhe hona chahye tha

 

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