Latest Urdu/ Hindi SMS Text Messages – New Unique SMS

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SMS Text Messages in Urdu/ Hindi:

SMS 1: Jungle mein sher ki shadi ho rahe thee jab baraat chalne lagi tu achanak ek chuha baraat k aage nachne laga.sher ne uss se kaha tum keun nach rahe ho ye kisi chuhe ki shadi tu nahe hai.chuha bola shadi se pehle mein bhi sher hoa karta tha.

SMS 2: Ghusse ka aana mard hone ki nishani hai aur ghusse ko pe jana shadi shuda mard hone ki nishani hai.

SMS 3: Ramzan mein molvi sahib taqreer kar rahe thee:ek waqt aee ga jab bhai bhai ka nahe’maa beti ki nahe’baap bête ka nahe sub ko apni apni fiqar ho gi.bhala woh konsa waqt ho ga?ek dehati bola:molvi sahib! Iftari di gallan kar k sada roza na kharab karo.

SMS 4: Ek larka aur larki park mein bethe thee.larke k bazurg parosi ne unhe dekh kar kaha:kea yehe hamari tehzib hai?larka:nahe baba jee ye tu sath wale muhalle ki Andleeb hai.

SMS 5: Pyari Rozi jab mein mar jaon tu phir tum David se shadi kar lena.Rozi:woh keun?keun k ek dafa uss ne mujh se ek ghalat ghore per shart lagwai thee mein uss se intaqam lena chahta hon.

SMS 6: Larki ne larke ko phone kia aaj hamare han mat aana abbu ko malom ho gaya hai k raat ko hum ne unn ki car istamal ki thee aur woh ghusse se pagal hoe ja rahe hein.unhe kese malom hoa?hum ne jin darjen bhar logon ko taker mari thee woh unn mein se ek hein.

SMS 7: Ek sipahe ko uss k hawaldar ne nasihat ki ager tum sharab peena chor do tu ek din meri tarha hawaldar bn jao ge.sipahe bola:mager janab jab mein sharab pe leta hon tab tu mein d s p se bhi bara afser bn jata hon.

SMS 8: Pathan rail ki patri per lait gaya 1 admi ne kaha kia kar rahe ho train ae ge tu mar jao ge. Pathan:mere opper se jahaz guzar gaya kuch nahe hoa tu train kia cheez hai.

SMS 9: Begam sahiba hum ne sharabiyon ki issalah k liye ek adara qaim kia hai.kia ap hamein koi aatiya dena pasand Karein gi? Jee han aap raat ko 11 baje a ker mere shuher ko le jaye ga.

SMS 10: Ek gadha kisi ghar ki dewar se kaan laga kar khara tha ek bakri ka wahan se guzar hoa tu uss ne pocha gadhe bhai tum yahan kia kar rahe ho?gadha:ander 2 aadmi jhagra kar rahe hein aur woh dono ek dusre ko gadhe ka bacha keh rahe hein mein ye jan’na chahta hon k in dono mein se mera bacha konsa hai.

SMS 11: Ek dost dosre se:yar mein soch raha tha k…… Google larka hai ya larki?dosra dost:100% larki hai yar keun k ye kabhe ap ko apni baat puri karne ka muka nahe deti.jumla pura hone se pehle he apne mashware dena shuro kar deti hai.

SMS 12: Election k zamane mein ek seyasat dan hospital k aahate mein tehal raha tha nurse ne a kar Mubarak baad dee aur kaha aap k han jurwan bache hoe hein.seyasat dan khayalat se chunka aur tezi se bola ye nahe ho sakta dobara ginti karao.

SMS 13: Ek bache ko samajh nahe a raha tha k chutti k liye kia bahana kare.akhir uss ne ustad se darkhuast ki k mujhe apne dada ki shadi k liye chutti chahye.ustad ne pocha:woh iss umer mein shadi keun kar rahe hein?larke ne jawab diya:sir woh tu nahe kar rahe mein zaberdasti karwa raha hon.

SMS 14: Class ki tamam larkiyan aur larke usse phophi keh k chirate thee’kuch din tu uss ne bardasht kia akhir tng a kar principal se shekait kar di.principal class room mein aae aur bole jo student bhi isse phophi kehta hai woh khara ho jae.ahista ahista puri class khari ho gai sirf ek larka betha raha. Principal ne heran ho kar kaha kia tum isse phophi nahe kehte ho larke ne masomiyat se jawab diya sir mein sari class ka phopha hon.

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