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Urdu SMS – Funny Text Messages

 

Agher swimming se motapa kum hota to whales wazne kyoun hote hain?

Mehnat kerne se aaj tak koe mara to nahain leakin banda risk kyoun lay?

Woah koun sa khan hai jis ke zaat khan nahain hai? Dastarkhan.

Aap ka mustaqbil aap kay khawabo pay manhsir kerta hai. Lahaza chalain sone chale jaye.

Biwi: Aaj humare shadi ke salgirrah hai. Es moqe pe kya kerain? Khawand: 2 mint khamosh khare ho jate hain.

Aik banda 8 din se soya nahain leakin phir bhee taza dum thaa. Kyoun? Kyoun kay woah rozana raat ko 8 ghante sota hai.

Main saal mein sirf 2 dafa cold drink peta hu. Aik tab jub mere salgirrah ho aur dosre dafa tab jub mere salgirrah na ho.

Aik banda butter (makhan) ko khirke se bahir phank deta. Us ne aesa kyoun keya? Kyoun kay woah butterfly dekhna chahta thaa.

Aajkal ke nassal ke poem: Baby, baby… Yes, mama? Chatting chatting? No, mama. Open your facebook account. Hahaha

Aab her jagah “walking distance” pay he hote hai. Petrol ke berhte howe qeemto ko salam!

Line marne kay 3 he tareeqe hain. Ya to pencil se mare jaye ya pen se ya phir ballpoint say

Taleem her kissi ka haq hai. Zayadaeh perh ker kissi dosre ka haq na mare.

 

 

Kal shab balti main tumhara aks daikha

Kal shab balti main tumhara aks daikha
aur phir balti hila hila ke tumhara raqs daikha

 

Jee kya hai ?
kya chahiye ?
bhai bataiye to …?
OO ho, message parhna chahtay ho?
Daghay yeh messae hi to hai

 

Zindagi Riazi ki tarha hai..
Doston ko jama karo,
Dushmano ko tafreeq karo
Khushyon ko zarb do,
ghum ko taqseem karo
Aur humesha muskratay raho

 

Biwi:    Main mar jaon gi ………
Shohar:  Main bi mar jaon ga!
Biwi :   Main to beemar hoon tum kyoun maro gaey?
Shohar:  Main itni khishi bardasht nahi kar sata!!

 

Eik sardar kisi hotel main gaya or chicken ka order diya
waiter chicken lay kay aya to sardar bola:
Murge di tang kethay aey?
waiter: woh langra that
Sardar: Dil?
waiter: Dil murgi le gayi
Sardar: Damagh?
waiter: murga sardar tha!!

 

Message pay message bhaijtay ho,
bhej bhej kay bhaija kharab kartay ho
bhaijtay ho to bhi kya bhaijtay ho
khud ka bhaija to chalta nahi
dosroon ka bhaija hoa bhaijtay ho

 

SOcha tha har moar par ap ka intizaar karain gay …..
per,per,per,per kambakht sarak hi sedhi nikli!!

 

Pathan aik unchi pahari kay siray par baitha kitab par raha tha
kisi nay pocha kay kya kar rahay ho?
pathan: Oay! higher studies yaar ….

 

Doctor pathan say: ap ka aur ap ki biwi ka blood group aik hai ?
pathan: hoga zaroor ho ga …25 saal say woh hamara khon paita hai

 

Khirki say daikha to rastay par koi nahi tha
Khirki say daikha to rastay par koi nahi tha
Rastay pay ja ke daikha to khirki pe koi nahi tha!!
ha ha ha

 

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere sms nahi aarele.
Bhai ka khopdi bohat tight hai
bool nikaloon kya tera lucky draw …?
Dole to 2  4 sms chpka dal MAmoo
Sender: Circut bhai!

 

Phool bina ………….. Khushbo bekar
Chand bina ………….. Chandni bekar
Pyar bina …………… Zindagi bekar
Mere sms bina ………… tumhara mobile bekar

 

Jungle main sanpoon ka jora izhare mohabat kar raha that
Female sanpnay male sanp ko kiss karna chaha……
achanak male sanp nay moon phaira aur ganay laga
“Zehar hai k payar hai tera chumma”

 

Arz kiya hai !
Bahar anay say pehlay khizan a gayi
Bahar anay say pehlay khizan a gayi
aur phol khilnay say pehlay bakri kha gayi !!
ha ha

 

Mangta hon to daiti nahi …. Jawab meri baat ka
Daiti ho to khara ho jata hai ….. Rong rong jazbaat ka
koun keti ho bar bar dalo …… baloon main phol gulab ka

 

Thukra k usne mujhko kaha muskura do, Main hans dia akhir sawal uski khushi ka tha.. Main ne khoya wo jo mera tha hi nahi, Usne khoya woh jo sirf usi ka tha…..!

 

Zindagi aik gift hay [QABOOL KIJYE] Zindagi ek ehsaas hai[MEHSOOS KIJYE] Zindagi ek dosti hai{dosti dijiye} Zindagi ek dard hai{BANT LIJYE} Zindagi ek MILAN hai {MUSKURA LIJIYE} Zindagi ek Judai hai {SABAR KIJIYE} Zindagi ek Aanso hai {PI LIJIYE} Zindagi akhir Zindagi hai {JEE LIJIYE}

 

Larka khubsoorat larki say :  Aja dil main aja ….
larki: saindal utaroon
larka: nahi, waisay hi ajaoo yeh masjid ya mandir nahi hai mera dil hai !!!

Aurat : sir main apnay larkay ka nam kya rakhon?
Padri : is ka nam peter rakh do
Aurat : mera dosra larka bhi hai jo is ka jorwan hai main us ka kya nam rakhoon
Padri : Us ka nam repeter rakh do!!

 

Aik mandar say bori neeyat wale ghayab ho jaay thay
ametabh gaya ………..   woh ghayab
hirthik gaya ………..  woh ghayab
akshay gaya  ………..   woh ghayab
ayeshwarya gayi ……..   bhagwan ghayab

 

Khuda karayGum ho jay mobile era
Mil jay mujhay aur ho jay mera
main SMS kar kay tang karoon logon ko nam aye tera
Tujhay jotay parain aur thanda ho kaleeja mera

 

Woh aj bhi hamain daikh kay muskuratay hain
Woh aj bhi hamain daikh kay muskuratay hain
woh to un kay bachay hi kameenay hain
jo mujhay mamo mamo bulatay hai

 

Najomi je nay ap kay mobile kay sitaron ko daikh kay bataya hai
kay ap kay mobile Par kanjosi kay badal mandla rahay hain
turant mujhay dhair saray Sms bhaij kay kalay badloon say najay pain

 

I miss u Utna ……… U miss me jitna
i miss u tab se ……. U miss me jab se
I miss u tabtak ……. U miss me jab tak
U miss me janee kab tak …… i miss umartay dam tak!!

 

Zindagi main dukh ko delete karo
khushyon ko save karo
dushman ko hide karo
Dost ko Enter karo
aur phir daikho zindagi ka computer kabhi hang nahi hi ga

 

Aik hathi agar nadi main kodta hai to kya hot hai ….
,………………………….
,…………………. ………..?  ? …
?
Sochoo ooooooooo
…………
Aray hathi gila ho jata hai …….

 

Hugli    Hugli
Dugli    Dugli
Bugli    Bugli
Agli     Agli

Bas sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!
Hans mat , Yeh mantar rang kala karnay ka that  jo to nay parh liya
…Ab tera kya ho ga kalia …

 

Devdas kay babu ji nay kaha  Ghar chor do
Uski maa nay kaha    Paro ko chor do
Paro nay kaha   Daro chor do
Laikin ap ko kis nay kaha  …SMS karna chor do

 

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Khush ??
Ab yeh na kehna kay hum SMS nahi bhaijtay

 

Aik larka tha dewana sa  …………….. mobile lay kar chalta tha
Chori chori chupkay chupkay mobile main kuch daikha karta tha
Jab bhi milta tha mujh say yeh hi pocha karta tha
ke “yeh on kaisay hota hai” ?

 

Mehil saji thi msgs ka tha daur, SMS maine kia tha kisi ne na kia GHOR, SMS mai paise lagey thay meray halal k, Or sab kanjoos keh rahay they 1 aur 1 aur

 

Suraj howa madham    chand jalnay laga
main thehra raha zameen hilnay lagi
sajnaaa.. kya yeh mera pehla pehla pyar hai???
Nalayak, Yeh payar nahi, ZALZALA Hai ….

 

Chicken tika ho ya karhai
Mangni ho shadi ho ya sagai
New message main ab type karo koi likhai
kabhi to zaya karo aik rupia o harjai!!

 

Sardar foj main bharti ho jata hai
usay AK47 gun di jati hai
Zara ghabratay howay sardar mejor say pochta hai
Sir yeh gun ki nali samnay rakhon ya ulta??
mejor: kisi bhi taraf rakho, Faida daish ka hi ho ga

 

Baharo phool barsao mera “DOST”aya hai. Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai. Barso tak thi jise pani se “ELERGY” Woh aaj “LUX” se nahaya hai.

 

Aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho, mere dil ko bhaati bahut ho, dil kehta hai le jaaun tumhen dinner pe, par suna hai tum khaati bahut ho!

 

Machar ka Geet
Bhegay hont teray  pyasa dank mera
lagay amrat sa  mujhar khoon tera
kabhi meray sath koi raat guzaroo
tujhay subha tak ..main… SOJA DOON GA YAAR
Ho ho ho

 

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
kuch nahi bas aap ki shakal yaad a gayi !!!!

 

Aap hamari gali main aaye…
Thora sharmay, thora ghabray
Thora  sa muskuray
Phir zoor say chalay
“Aallu Cholay Masalay Walay”

 

A ki biwi B         B ki bhabi C
C ki beti V         V kay dada G
G ki bewi K         K ki beti T
to batao A aur T ka kya rishta hai

 

Kamal teray nakhray
kamal tera style
monh dhonay ki tameez nahi
aur haath main mobile hai …!!

 

WIFE AUR MOBILE
dono hi dosroon kay achay lagtay hai
dono hi nayay achay lagtay hain
dono ko charge karna parta hai

 

PROPOSE KARNAY KA NAYA STYLE
chand ko toor doon ka……
soraj ko phor doon ga……
to aik baar han kar day bas……
main pehli wali chor doon ga !!!!

 

 

 

Sa re ga ma pa da ni sa re tak dina din dha ma pa ni sa ni sa re sa re ga ma pa….. MUBARKAAN!!Tusi hun marasi ho gaye o!

 

*Mental  Hospital k Opretion Theator Mein…Opretion TyarSaaman MojoodDoctor MojoodNurse MojoodMagar pagal…..!!!SMS parhne Mein Masrof Ha

 

1Larki 1Larka Bus me ja rahe the,Larki bus se utri or apna number dia 2472742 Larke ne nam pucha Larki boli:Nob me he nam chupa he.Larki ka nam btao?its a challnge

 

3 LOG JANAT MEIN DAAKHIL NAHI HO SAKE GE.1: JHOOT BOLNE WALA,2: SHIRK KARNE WALA,AUR3: CYCLE  KO VOTE DENE WALA.>>>———–>G.A BHUTTO.

 

A True Friend is 1,who sees the 1st Tear in ur eyes,catches the 2nd one & stops the 3rd one & if 4th comes,then slaps U & says:”Chal ab Dramay Baazi band kar”

 

Aaj Newspaper Main Parha k Doston Ko SMS Karnay Se Dil Ki Bimari Ho Sakti Hai..To Aaj Se Band..Kia SMS..?Nahi ReNews Paper;)

 

Agar meri taraf se koi SMS na aye…tu..UdaaS na hona….kyun ke………Mein SMS di factory nai lai hoi..menu hor ve bare kum ne!

 

Aj police ne bohat Mara,Ek he bat puchi”Bata tera wo dost kahan hai jo saal mai 4 bar nahata hai ? “Mai Ne Bohat Mar khai lekin” DOST “Tera Nam Nai Btaya

 

Allama Iqbal ne Qyam-e-Pakistan k bary mein 23 march ko minto park mein Qaid-e-Azam k sath khery ho ker Fatima Se farmaya..! “Aj Kala Jora Pa Sadi Frmaysh Tay..

 

APKO SMS MILAY?NAHI MILAY TO YE LOSMS SMS SMS SMSLO CHOTE SMSsms sms smsYE LO REMIXSmS sMs SmS sMsSTYLISH WALEY BHI LO$M$ $M$ $M$ Basab APKI bari.

 

Apnay ghar ko   achhi tarha check karo.                              Saary rooms dekh lo                                         koi jaga na reagay                                             Kion k ?????                                                                                                  ZARDARI   keh   raha  tha.                                Har  Ghar  say             BHUTTO  Niklay  ga…..

 

Are  humein  to  apno  ne  luta  geron  mein  kahan  dam  tha.Meri  haddi  thi  wahan  tuti  jahan  hospital  band  tha.Mujhe   embolens  mein  dala  us   ka  petrol  khatam  tha.Mujhe  rakshe  mein is  lye bithaya  k  kiraya  kam  tha.Mujhe  docter  ne  uthaya  nurs mein  kahan  dam  tha.Mujhe  jis  bed  pe  litaya  us  k  niche   bom  tha. Mujhe  bom  se  uraya  goli  mein kahan  dam  tha.Aur  mujhe   sadak  per  dafnaya  Qk  us  din  kabristan  mein  Function   tha.

 

Arey o item?Kesa hai re?Bole toApun ko tera bht memory aa rela thaKyun kJindagi mein apun ko 1 hi dost milaWo bi jhkasTo miss to kregaBole toMiss u

 

Birdflu ki waja se Murghion ka ehtijaj aur nare bazi”Kal bhi murghi bikti thi aj bhi murghi bikay gi tum kitni murghian maroge? Har anday se murghi niklegi”…

 

Boy Frend: Mai Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha, Mujhe Nhi Lagta Humari Shadi Ho Payegi.Girl Frend: Q Mere Papa Se Milay Kia?Boy Frend: Nhi, Tumhari choti Behan Se.;->

 

Boy:Agr me margaya to kia tm dusri shadi krogi?Girl:Nahi mein apni BEHAN k sath reh lungiGirl:Aur agr mein mar gai toBoy:Mai bhi Tumhari BEHAN k sath rehluga

 

bruary’2-rakat namaz-e-ishqFarz saath4-larkiyon kPeechey apni mashooq kMoun taj mehel ki tarfBa Awaz-e-buland…”I LOVE YOU…!

 

BUMPER OFFERSend me SMS &win10 lak ki carka photo29″tvka boxDubai k planeko TA-TA karne ka chanceaurmere sath DINNERwoh bhi aap k ghar!

 

Chintoo Mintoo donon zid kar rahe thay, K  Hum ne Monkey dekhna hey, Main ne aapka address de dya hey, 2,3 murtaba jump maar lena, buche khush ho jaen gey.

 

Dil jis ko dia wo delhi challi gai.piyaar jis se kia wo itly chali gai.dil ny socha khudkushi kar k daikhain hath switch main diya bijli chali gai.

 

Dil ki baat Dil me na rakhna,Jo pasand ho usy I LOVE YOU kehna. Agar wo gusay me aa jaye to darna mat.Sar jhukana or kehna,PYARI BehnaMILTI REHNA .

 

Dil me apdharkan me apfiza me apzamane me apankhon me apsansu me apjahan b dekhunbus ap hi apDettol wale sach kehte hainJaraseem her jaga hote hain

 

Do u know wat iz a mobile ????Socho !!!???Koshish to karo????????ye hath mei kya LOTA pakra huwa hai, ye hi Mobile hai..!,

 

Dor kahin 1 basti thi Wahan churailain basti thiUn k andar bari masti thiJb dekho wo hasti thi Tum jo itna hasto hoUsi basti ki lagti ho.

 

ebruary’2-rakat namaz-e-ishqFarz saath4-larkiyon kPeechey apni mashooq kMounh taj mehel ki tarafBa Awaz-e-buland.I,…,.. L. ..,…U

 

Ek admi ny kaha:is zndgi sy tou mout hi ache.Ek dam Izrayeel aa gaye aur kaha:k tmhri jaan nikalny ka hukam hoa hay.Admi bola:Hun banda gal v na kry….?

 

 

Ek Din Ek Murgha,Murghi k peechay Bhaag rha tha k Train Accident sy Murghi Mrr gai. To Murgha Sad ho kr bola: MARHoOMA Boht NAIK thi JAAN dy di pr PAPPI nhi di

 

Elaan-e-Aam!Dosto te Mitro,Markzi Royat-e- Pyar Cometi ne elan kia hai k Velentine-day ka Chand nazr aa gaya hai,Lehaza aaj se theek 2 ‘din baad 14 f

 

Elaan-e-Aam!Dosto te Mitro,Markzi Royat-e- pyar cometti ne elan kia hai k Velentine-day ka Chand nazr aa gaya hai,Lehaza aaj se theek 5 din baad 14 fe

 

Fresh Flowers for you…What r u looking for…???Flowers..?Have some sense yar….dis iz mobile not Gamla..

 

I Love u EVERY DAY I Like uEVERY DAYI miss u EVERY DAY I want 2 c u EVERY DAY I need u EVERY DAY Bcoz EVERY DAYK bina chai ka maza hi nahi 😉

 

Jab kabhi bhiapki Larai 10 logon se ho to ghabrna matbus mujhe bula lena Bcoz main ne kabhi kisi ko KUTTE ki tarah MAAR khate nahi dekha

Jab subah jago to kalam Tayeba parho*Jab pani pene lago to Bismillah parho*Jab mujhe dekho to Subhanllah parho*Jab Shesha dekh to Astakfar parho:-).

 

Jis tarha 1 MACHAR ko marne se aap SHIKARI nahe ban jaogy………..theek usi tarah 2-3 SMS karne sy aap BHIKARI nahe ban jaogy…

 

Kbi kbi choti choti cheezey b bohat takleef de jati hain                                     YAKEEN NAI Aata tu  . . . . . . . . . . .  SUI pr beth kr dekho.

 

Khirki se dekha to raste pe koi nai tha. . .Khirki se dekha to raste pe koi nai tha. . . . Raste pe ja ke dekha to khirki pe koi nai tha..

 

Khuda kry k tum ko”JUDAI”na mile kabhi be”TANHAI”na mile muje sms na karo to kuch aisa hoK mosam ho sardi ka or tum ko”RAZAI”na mile.HAPPY WINTER SEASON.ohoooo

 

Love ka dinner,Ishq ki biryani,Pyar ka salan,Mohabat ki salad, Puppi ki pepsi, Jhappi ka raita, & Sweet dish  mein aik Long  kiss  bhook lagay to batana!

 

Meharban Kadardan Dekh tamasha meri jan..Yeh Monkey Ab…..SMSparhe gaaur muskuraye ga! aur sms forward ker k apni hoshyari dikhaye ga.TAALIYAN.

 

Mujhay aap ki girl friend nay bataya hai kay Aap Bahut shareef Seedhay Saadhay aur naik hain Aap ko na to koi chalaki aati hai aur na hi”Hushiyari”.

 

Mujhy sms na karnay ki Khuda kery tum ko aisi saza mily,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Zor ka susu aye or kerny ki jaga na mily.+d

 

Neeche mat jana pl zneeche galat likha hai arey mat jao niche yar mana kar raha hon nana arey nahina niche galat likha hai         “GALAT”;-)

 

O love love likhdi rei,main leave leave parda rea,O kiss kiss likhdi rei,mai kash kash parda rea,O viah kara k chali ga,main language course karda rea……

 

open with love kuch kahna hai ap say”dar lag raha hai wohi bat jo dil ko chhu jaey wohi 3 lafz mind to nahi karo gay?”INSAN BAN JAO”

 

Pholon mein Tum Khayalon mein Tum Dil mein Tum Baghon mein Tum Sapno mein Tum Yadoon mein Tum Oye Tusi ghar v Rehndey ho k Phirdey hi Rehnday O!

Phullan nal gulaban da ki tuk banda ae Botan nal juraban da ki tuk banda aeEh soch k mai khali chad aaya paer Swalan naal jawaban da ki tuk banda ae.

 

Plz call me,its Urgent.,Ek accident ho gaya hy…Aap hi ka blood group match hoga,Plz mana mat karna warna ..KHOTA mar jae ga!

 

Qayamat k 4 signs..1-logo ka emman jata rahey ga2-Her gher se ganey ki awaz aye ge3-Zalzaley aye ge4-logo k pass balance ho ga per wo”SMS”nahi karen gay

 

Quaid-e-Azam ka farman hai Aishwarya Meri Jaan hai Magar aj kal us pe Abhishek Qurbaan hai Quaid-e-Azam buhat preshan hai Kuch kro yar aakhir wo Baba-e-Pakistan hai

 

Sary gawahon aur bayano ko madd-e- nazar rakhty huye ” PAKISTAN FRIENDSHIP COURT”ki dafa “SACHI DOSTI” ke tehat hamari “DOSTI KI ADALAT”tumhei hamary har janam ka dost manti hai or tumheiumar bhar dosti nibhany ka hukam deti haiWE WILLB FRIÉÑD$FÖREVERBolo saza manzurhai?..

 

Shairni ne hathi k ghar se aya hua rishta thukr dia U know y? Ap pareshan na ho ye unke ghar ka masla hai;-)

 

Sorry for disturbing u at mid night …Per abhi abhi maine khwab mein Allama Iqbal ko dekha, wo mujh se keh rahe the K ”MERI Soi hui qoum ko jaga do!”

 

Teray chehray pe udaasiankhon may nami hai…………………….National namak istemaal kar pagaltujhay iodeen ki kami hai.

 

Tum nay chaha jis ko wo kisi or ki ho gye,Tum ny chaha jis ko wo kisi aur ki ho gye,Lo daso yar, ……Twaday naal kii paen yaki ho gai.

 

Tumhara Farz hai Dalna Tumhara Haq hai dalna Accha lagey to dalo Bharosa hoto dalo Jahan marzi dalo Jisko marzi dalo Aurat ko daloYa Mard ko dalo Par dalo zaroor apna               Qeemti          ¤V=O=T=E¤Pakistan Zindabad

 

Ik larki thi deewani si Mobile lay kay chalti thi Nazren jukha kar, sharma kar Mobile mein jane kya dekha karti thi Jab bhi milti thi mujh se Mujh se poocha karti thi ON kaise hota hai? yeh ON kaise hota hai?

majnu ko laila ka sms naheen aaya, majnu ne 3 din se khana naheen khaya majnu marne wala tha laila ke piyar main aur laila baithi thi sms free honay k intizaar main.

 

Main nay pocha chand say, daikha hay kahin mera yaar sa haseen chand nay kaha:- Salay itnay upar say dikhta hay kia?

 

Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote, . . . chand to tum ho hi, sitaray bhi saath hote!!

 

Yeh tumhara sulagta hua jism… kapkapatay hont…. larkharati Aawaz… thartharata badan . . . . mujhe pehle se shak tha k tumhain Malaria hai…..
Sunsan sarak k sookhay hue peepal ki tuti hui tehni k murjhaye hue pattey pay baithay hue bhoot k pair sey nikaltay hue khoon par baithe hue beemaar bacteria ki kasam . . . . . I miss you

 

Meri dua hai tum naik seerat ho Tera dil teri tarhan khoobsurat ho, Mil jaye har cheez tujhay dua say pehlay khud dua ko tere hathoon ki zaroorat ho

 

Wafa se”Pyar”mat karna=Q mat karna..?”Be-Mot”Maarejao ge=malum he Q maare jao ge?     Q-K?     “WAFA”ÅLTÅF HUSAIN ki “Beti”hai.;-)

kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par, dil mien junoon tha…aankhoon mien khoon tha, uthaya ussay masal dene k liye par khayal aya, kambakht mien bhi akhir apna hi khoon tha..

 

Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Baywaqoof…kaisa machis lay k aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti. Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test kar k laya hun.

 

Waisey to tum mujhko “AZEEZ” ho,Halan-K Tum kya “CHEEZ” ho,Na CaLL Kartey ho Na MSG.Aur Nakhrey tum aisey kartey ho,Jaisey “SHUKAT AZIZ” ho.

 

Tussi 4 kam karo 1-Mob off karo 2-Battery kad lo 3-Sim v kad lo 4-Mobile nu sarak te rakh k uton gadi langa deo Juddon sms nai krna te mobile rkhn d

 

Us ne kaha kon ho tum?Main ne kaha hasrat teri,Us ne kaha takte ho kia?Main ne kaha Surat teri,Us ne kaha karte ho kia?Main ne kaha poja teri,Us ne kaha kafir ho kia?Main ne kaha aisa hi sahi,Us ne kaha chahte ho kia?Main ne kaha muhabat teri,Us ne kaha pachtao gay,Main ne kaha kismat meri. Us ne kaha Married hoon main.Me ne kaha… MA KI KUSSS TERI..!!

 

Yar, next week Meri Mangni hai 1 Choti c Party di hai only few people will be invited Koi Gift lane ki zarorat nahi bas Kisi ko le ana Jis se Meri Mngni ho jay.

 

Ye aisa msg hai jisey bewakof perhty hen, Nalaek dosron ko forward kartay han,Gedhay delete kartay han, or Pagal save kartay han aap kya karnay waly han,reply

 

Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega… Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega… Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo… Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??

 

Kitni jaldi yeh mulakat guzar jati hai, Pyaas bujhti nahin ki barsaat guzar jati hai. Apni yadon sey keho ki yun na sataya karain, Neend aati nahin aur raat guzar jati hai

 

Taras gaye aapke deedar ko, Dil phir bhi aap k liye dua karta hai, Hum se to acha aap k ghar ka aaina hai, Jo rooz aapko dekha to karta hai…

 

 

Ache dost KI 3 NISHANIAN  1) kabhi madarchod phone nai karega    2)gandu hans hans k sms parhe gaaa  ge mat parhna  3)Jis kam se roko Bhosrika wahi karega!

 

Aik khusrey ne sex power ka capsule kha liya.Achanak us k pate main se awaz ayi…Sorry aapke system main matlooba sahulat muyasar nahi.

Baba bakrian charey Bund bakray di mare Bakra nassan nu kary Baba dhakan nu kary Bakra ro pya Babay da cho pya Baba nass gya Bakra msg parh k hass pya..

Dosti?Dosti phuddi nhi jo chud jye  Dosti gand nhi jo phat jye Dosti to LUN he jo uthay to zamana hil jay Or dost wo he jo tatto ki trha sari zindagi sath nibay

 

Ek bacha daily school se bhag kar gaand marwata tha aur paise kamata raha in paison se usne apna mobile kharida aur ab wo mazay se apni kahani parh raha hai!

 

PoLice Mujram se Bache k sath ziadti Q ki? Mujrm:Janab garmi ho gai thi or bacha khubsurat tha PoLice =Bacha kahan hai?Mujrm=Jnab Bacha khush hy or msg pr rha hai

 

Teri girl frnd ka fone aya tha  ”  ”  ”  ”  ”  ”  ”  Keh rahi thi ”  ”  ”  Koi pathar se na maro mere dewane ko ” ” ” ” ”  Bomb ka zamana hai…URA do saly ko.

 

mita dain gay yeh duri, yeh faslay sabhi! kaho gi ik baar kay milo aa kay kabhi! na hon gay durr phir tum say is zindagi main! khula rakho tum dar apna, hum atay hain abhi!

 

Kya kya Tere Naam likhon. . .? “DIL” likhoon k “JAAN” likhoon? Aansu chura k Teri Pyari Aankhon se. . . ! Apni har Khushi Tere Naam Likhoon

 

3 chezain hamesha k liye bhula do:1. Dard2. Gham3. Aur Roothna, 3 chezain kabi na bhulana:1. Muskurahat2. Saadgi3. Aur Mujhy.
Duaa.Ye dua hai koe gela nahi mairay dost ye zindagi wo gulab hai jo khila nahi main ye sochti hoon khuda karey tujhey zindagi main  wo sab miley jo har kisi ko mila nahi.

 

“Saans”lane se apki YAAD ati haiYaad ane se meri JAAN jati haiKaise kehdon k sirf SanS se zindgi haiSanS bhi to apki YAAD ke baad ati hai..shai

 

Hum sochtay hain tumhain kia dain.Tumhari dosti ka jawab kia dain.Suna hay sub say acha tohfa gulab hota hay.Par jo khud gulab hay usay gulab kia dain.

 

 

Dil k konay say aik awaz aati hay, Hamain har pal un ki yaad ati hay, Dil pochta hay bar-bar hum say, Jihain hum yaad kertay hain, Kia unhain bhi hamari yaad ati hay?

 

Nazar Mila ker hum say nazar chura na lena, Dost bun ker hum ko gawan na daina, Mana k hum door hain aap say.., Is baat ko bahana bana ker humain bhula na dena…

 

Phool gir jate hain, Jab aap ate ho. Phool gir jate hain, Jab aap ate ho. . . . . . Andhe ho! Zara dhayan se hchala karo, Gamlon say kion takrate ho?

 

Kon apna tha kis pe enayat karte Hum ko hasrat he rahi hum b muhabt karteUs ne to samja he nai hum ko kisi qabil warnaUs se hum ishq nahiUn ke ebadat karty

 

 

Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey…..PoOoOoH!!!

 

You r my sweet SONA
I don’t want u 2 KHONA
I want a place in your heart’s KONA
Otherwise i will start RONA
Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA

 

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
E-mail KARNE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho…!

 

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…

 

Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chod kar tumeh e-mail karte hain
Dekho hum kitne vele hain
* vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)

 

Someday u may lose ur hair.
u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.
But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.
coz u cant lose wot u don’t have!

 

When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute” u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!

 

Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain….
waaaaahhhhhhhhh…

 

Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

 

When the time comes for you to give your heart to someone make
sure that u select someone who will never break your heart coz
broken hearts have no spare parts.

 

Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki unko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi…

 

A good Friend is like a computer
he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself
in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles
and never DELETE you from his heart.

 

I see your face when I am dreaming
That’s why I always wake up screaming

 

Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!

 

Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya

 

Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi
aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi

 

 

 

 

 

Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko
Dekha, Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha… Aur Bola…
Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!

Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasweer bana dun,
Tujhe mile bina tera haal bata dun,
Hai meri MOHABBAT me itna dum,
Teri aankh ka aansu , apni aankh se gira dun.

In my life I learned how… 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldn’t learn how.. 2 stop rembering you.

I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you

Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,
Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,
Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana,
Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar..!!

A meeting is 2 b held in jungle. the attenders r …………………
Tiger, Bear, Snake, Elephant, Fox, Monkey………
but it hasn’t started yet b’coz……………
the DONKEY is busy in reading this sms…………!!!

 

Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye.
Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye.
Karu SMS ladkion ko naam tera aae.
Maar tujhe pade aur kaleja mera thanda ho jae.

 

If you save this msg,
it means I’m cute.
If you edit this,
I’m still cute.
If you fwd this,
you r spreading that i’m cute &
if you erase this,
you r jealous of me coz i’m cute!

 

**Message pe message bhejte ho,
bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,
bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho,
khudka bheja to chalta nahin ,
doosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!!!!

**love is in the air……
love is in the air…..
auron ka to pata nahi
par apka hone wala hai mere sath affair ..!!!

 

yaad tumhari na aye aisa hum hone nahi denge,
pyar tumhare jaisa khone nahi denge ,
ek, do SMS karte rehna warna raat ko tumhe hum sone nahi dengey

 

Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,
humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
is umeed ke saath ki aayega SMS aapka,
humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain…

 

Yadd Karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,
hamein mat dhoonndho duniya ki bhid mein,
hum milenge tumhe phir kisi,free SMS ki scheme mein

 

Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

khud ko kar buland itna ki himalya ki chotti pey ja phauncha ,
Khuda khud tujh se poocha “abbe gadha ab utraga kaisay”

Jab tumhara messege aata hai,
Mera rom-rom machal jata hai,
Aang-aang mein gud-gudi hoti hai,
Ye mera kasoor nahi hai,
Kambaqt mobile ki vibration par hota hai.

 

I ve written nice poem 4 you.
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star..
you should Know What you R..
& Once you Know What you R..
Mental Hospital is not So Far..

 

Dil ka Rishta hai hamara,
Dil ke kone me hai Naam tumahra,
Her yaad me hai chehra tumahra,
SMS nahi to kya hua Zindagi bhar saath nibhane ka wada hai hamara

 

Kadam Kadam pe hawaon se talukh rakhna,
Dosti ke daur mein Dosti Rakhna
Hamari yaadon ke SMS zarur aayenge,
Aap bas apna INBOX khali rakhna.

 

Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain.
man main har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hai.
najane kab aa jaye aap ka sms
is liye cell ko dil ke paas rakhte hai.

 

Is dil mein yaadon ke mele hain,
tum bin bahut akele hain,
sab kuch chodke tume SMS kar rele hain,
dekho hum kitne vele hain.

 

When I call you,
1 ring means i’m thinkin of you,
2 rings means i like you,
3 rings means i’m missing you,
4 rings means i need you,
5 rings mean.. BEHRE PHONE UTTHA!

 

Nashe se koi devdas ho gaya…
to koi paise se kangal ho gaya…
to koi pyar me pagal ho gaya…
Main toh aap ko message bhejte bhejte barbad ho gaya…!!

 

Phool bina… Khushbu bekaar..
Chand bina.. Chandni bekaar..
Pyar bina… Zindagi bekaar…
Mere SMS bina…
Kya baat hai!
you.. R. Right!
.
.
.
.
Aapka MOBILE bekaar!

 

ankhon pe asuon ki lakir bangai,
kabhi na soch atha asi takdir ban gayi,
humne to phirai thi yunhi ret mein ungliya,
gor se dekha to tumhari tasvir bangayi

 

 

flowers need sunshine,
voilets need dew ,
all angels in heaven knew I NEED you !
years may fly ,
tears may dry,
but my friendship with you will never die !!!!!

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu…
Dost me aap jaisa…
Nalayak koi nahi!

 

Wife :
jab tum Desi peete ho to PARO kehte ho,
jab WHISKY peete ho to DARLING kehte ho,
aaj kya pee hai jo CHUDAIL keh rahe ho????
Husband:
Aaj ! AAj to main Host mein hoon

 

Barsenge Barsenge
Kal Phir SMS barsenge
Tumhari Lakhon Muskaan Ke Khatir
Hum Dedh Rupiya Bhi Karchenge

 

100 bewafai kabul hai 1 wafai ke liye,
100 ansu kabul hai 1 hansi ke liye,
Hum to mohtaz hai aapke pyar ke,
100 dushman kabul hai aapki dosti ke liye

 

Aankh wo chahat jis mein dil ki zubaan hoti hain,
Sachi chahat to bejuban hoti hain,
Pyar main dard mila To ghabrana kaisa,
Dard se chahat aur jawaa hoti hai
Dil si cheez hai, dene ko hai de day
Magar koi qabeel bhi to ho
Hum to jaan de kay bhi khush hain
Magar koi qateel bhi to ho

 

Nigahen aapki pehchan hai hamari,
Muskarahat aapki shan hai hamari,
Karna hifazat tum apni,
Kyounki sanse aapki jaan hain hamari…

 

Kabhi Dil Ki baat na Bataonge
Par Ankhon me Jo hai Wo Kaise Chupaoge,
Wada RahaHamara ye Aapse
Jab bhi MOBILE Dekhonge
hamara jarur 1 SMS paoge

 

Khayalo ko kisi aahat ki aas rahati hai,
nighao ko kisi surat ki pyas hoti hai,
tere bin kisi cheez ki kami to nahi,
magar tere SMS bin tabiyat udas rahati hai…

My Friendship is like an onion,
Which has many layers in it,
it will add taste to your life,
but if you try to cut it, you will have tears in your eyes

 

Darde dil me gam ki kaliya khilti hai,
aab to tanhai aaksar hamse milti hai,
aapne band kiya jabse SMS karna,
MOBILE ki battery jyada chalti hai!

 

A friend gives hope when life is low,
A friend is a place you’ve no where to go,
A friend is Honest, friend is True,
A friend is Precious a friend is You

You r my sweet SONA
I don’t want you 2 KHONA
I want a place in your heart’s KONA
Otherwise i will start RONA
Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA

If kisses were water, I will give you sea.
If hugs were leaves, I will give you a tree.
If you love a planet, I will give you a galaxy,
if friendship is life I will give you mine

Nazar tumhari, Nazar hamari,
Nazar ne dil ki nazar utari,
Nazar ne dekha nazar ko aise,
ki nazar dosti ko lage na hamari.

 

Ajnabi galiyon se hum gujra nahi karte,
Dard-e-dil liya aur diya nahi karte,
Ye dosti ka risha sirf Tum se hai,
warna itne SMS hum kisiko kiya nahi karte…

 

Dil se Dil lagakar to dekho,
Hamari yaadon mein aansoo bahakar to dekho,
SMS to kya call bhi karoongi,
Ek baar mere mobile ka bill chukakar to dekho

ku kata ka ka ku

ku ke ki ki ka ga

ga gi gu kaka ki

ki ki ka
Congratulations!

you have successfully

learnt

the monkey’s language.
Come to Collect ur banana

 

Is duniya me 3 tarah k log hi Khushnasib hote hain,
1- wo jinhe saccha pyar milta hai,
2- Jinhe Accha yaar milta hai,
aur
3- Jinhe mera SMS bar bar milta hai..

 

Patthar se dosti, jaan ko khatra.
Sardar se dosti, dimag ko khatra.
Daru se dosti, Liver ko khatra.
Hum se dosti, rat be rat SMS ka khatra

 

Haal-e-dil kuch is tarah hamara hai,
yaad tumhe din me 100 bar kiya karte hai,
jab na aaye kabhi sms tumhara,
purana sms hi padh liya karte hai…

 

Aey Mere
SMS
Mere Dost ke Pass Jana…
Agar wo so Raha ho to
Shor Mat Machana,
Jab WO jage to Dhire Se
‘MuskaranA’
Fir Kehna
“KANJUS”
SMS Karo!

 

Kaash hum SMS hote,
Ek klik mein tumhare paas hote,
Bhale tum Hume delete kar dete,
par kuch pal ke liye hum tumhare pass to hote…!

 

Beta bola “papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai”. Papa bole, “Nahi
bete, abhi |nahi”.
“Papa kyon ?” ……….
“Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai”

 

Maine puchha chand se “dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin”,
chand ne kaha “saale itni upar se dikhta hai kya”.

 

Zindagi mein tum bahut aage jaaoge, kyonki jahan bhi tum
jaooge, sab kahenge, chal be chal aage chal.

 

This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5…. 4….
3…. 2…. 1….
Error : No Brain Detected !!

 

One day you will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life?
I will say: my life? You will walk away from me without knowing that you R MY LIFE!!!

 

The night was dark, the moon was high,
I stopped my car….you wondered why?
I leant so close, you felt shy….
I uttered those three words….
….
….
I ……la…….puncture !!

Woh aaye hamari kabr per.
do fool chadha gaye.
hum to pahle se hi dabe the.
hume aur daba gaye.

 

Koi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha
tha ki achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se
baarish shuru hui dukhi aadmi bola: Lagta hai
pahunch gai.

 

Aik pagal nay doosray pagal say kah k yar batao k agar hathee swiming pool main gir jaye to bahir kaisay niklay ga?????
Dosray pagal nay kaha k very simple yar wo geela(wet)ho kar niklay ga.

 

Urdu/ Hindi SMS / Text Messages (New Addition):

 

ladka:mujh se shaadi karogi?
ladki:tum se.hatt.main to us se shaadi karoongi
jo duniya mein sab se sharif aadmi hoga….!
ladka:arey mujh se sharif aadmi tumhein kahaan milega mere ghar aa kar dekho saare pankhe bhi masjid ke hain….!

1960 girl ehla phela pyaar hai chhai bahar hai,
aja sajna tera intzar hai.
2004 girl : dusara/tisra pyar hai,
dil bekrar hai,
aja more sajna verna chautha tayyar hai.

 

eik khaatoon nay apnee sahaile say kaha..
YAR MAIN APNAY HUSBAND SAY BUHAT TANG HOON.
sahaile nay poochaa kio kia hua??
un khatoon nay ans dia wo har chees bhool jatay hain aur un ki har
chees mujhay yaad rakhna partee hay..
un sahailee nay kaha shukar ada karo kay tumhaaray husband
sirf cheesain bhooltay hain warna mairay husband to her 10 minute kay baad
mujh say aakar poochtay hain..
BEHAN JEE MAIN NAY AAP NAY MUJHAY KAHEE DAIKHAA TO NAHE HAY

 

Aishwaria Rai, Preety Zinta, Kareena Kapoor
en tinon main se kise ko hona ho ga maira zaroor
main janta hoon nahi ha itni ooqaat maire
lakin, lab pay atee ha dua ban kay tamana maire

 

Woh gori hai uski zulfe hain kali,
Wo Pari hai ya Pariyo ki Rani,
Uski har baat hai nirali,
Par kya karu yaaro wo larki kisi aur ne pata li!

 

 

English Man : – Humare America mein War ho gaya hai Mohit: – Humare India mein to roz hi war hota hai
English Man : – wo kaise?
Mohit : – Somwar, Mangalwar, Budhwar…..!!!

 

Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye…,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!!

 

Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be
one heart that would always beat for you
You know Whose???
your Own Stupid!!!

 

True friends are those
Who Care without hasitation,
Remember without Limitation,
Forgive without any Explanation,
and Love even with little Communication!!!

 

The Golden words are “Don’t cry in Love”
because for whom u r crying does not deserve your tears
and the person who deserves it will never let u cry!!

 

Jo assani se mile wo hai ghum,
jo mushkil se mile wo hai paisa,
jo kissi-kissi ko mile wo hai pyaar,
jo naseeb waloo ko mile wo hai apun ka SMS!!!

 

Nazar jhuki to paimane bane,
Dil toote to maikhane bane,
kuch na kuch to zaroor hai aap mein,
yunhi nahi hum aapke dewaane bane!!!

 

What is sweet but not Honey,
Precious but not Money,
Bright but not Sunshine,
Improves with time but not Wine???
Its….Apni Yaari!!!

 

Har koi pyar ke liye tarapta hai,
Har koi pyar ke liye rota hai,
mere pyar ko galat mat samajna,
pyar to dosti mein bhi hota hai.

 

Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai,
to kya hua….
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai!
ha ha ha ha!!!!

 

Science has proved that Sugar melts in water,
So please don’t walk in rain,
otherwise i will lose such a SWEET friend like U

 

When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, “darn I am really sooo cute” u will overcome ur
sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!

 

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