Urdu SMS Text Messages- Funny SMS in Roman English

Urdu SMS – Funny Text Messages

A large collection of latest funny Urdu SMS text messages.

SMS 1: zindagi aap ke liye
mout mere liye
khushi aap ke liye
gham mere liye
mahfil aap ke liye
tanhai mere liye
sab kuch aap ke liye
aap sirf mere liye

 

SMS 2: kisi ko apna banane main der lag jati hay
ek wada nibhane main der lag jati hay
pyar to pal bhar main ho jata hay
par use nibhane main der lag jati hay

 

SMS 3: har lagz ko kagaz main utara nahi jata
har naam ko sar-e-aam pukara nahi jata
hoti hain pyar main kuch raaz ki baten
yun hi to is khel main hara to anhi jata

 

SMS 4: baqi kuch na raha ab zamane main
zindagi guzar rahi ab meikhane main
ab to kar le pyar par yakeen zalim
warna zindagi beet jaye gi azmane main

 

SMS 5: jis ki furkat main karar bohot tha
jis ka milna dushwar bohot tha
jo mere hathon ki laeron main na tha
is bewafa se muje pyar bohot tha

 

SMS 6: phool esa ho jo dilkokhushboo se bhar de
hamsafar esa ho joandhere ko roshan kar de
dost esa ho jo zindagi ko khushi
aur mobile koSMSse bhar de

 

SMS 7: hum ne tum ko apne dil main basa liya
yeh raaz hum ne sare jahan se chupa liya
hakikat main  to ap se milna nahi tha
is liye raat main aap ko sapno main bola liya

 

SMS 8: yeh raat itni tanha kune hoti hay
kismat se apni shikayat kune hoti hay
jinhe kabhi paa nahi saakty hum
najane unhi se mohabat kune hoti hay

 

SMS 9: dil se tera khayal na jaye to kya karon
tu hi bataa teri yaad jo aaye to kya karon
hasrat ye hay ke ek nazar dekh lun tuje
kismat agar woh lamha na laye to kya karon

 

SMS 10: honthon ki zaban ye ansoo kehty hain
chup rehty hain lakin phir bh ibehty hain
in ansoon ki kismat to dekhiye
ye unke liye behte hain,jo ankho main hi rehty hain

 

SMS 11: nazar mila kar hum se nazar chura na lena
dost bana kar hum ko gava na dena
mana ke hum door hain aap se
isi bat ko bahaba bana kar humein Bhulaa na dena!

 

SMS 12: pagal nazren dil dewana lagta hay
tera mera pyar purana lagta hay
phoolon main lipte patthar aayen hain
ye to koi dost puraana lagta hay

 

SMS 13: phoolon se bhi kya dosti karni
jo pal bhar main murjha jate hain
dosti karo to kanton se karo
jo chune ke bad bhi yaad ate hain

 

SMS 14: teri tasveer ko rakh kar apni tasveer ke sath
main ne yeh umar guzari bari tadbeer ke sath
main jis ko apnati hun woh bichar jata hay
meri banti hi nahi kitab-e-takdeer ke sath

 

SMS 15: kis kadar khub hay dil lagi aap ki
aaj bhi dil main basi hay mohabat ap ki
jab bh ifursat ke lamhe mile hame
dil ne mehsoos ki hay kami aap ki

 

SMS 16: surmai aankhon ke nechay phool se khilny lagy
kehty kehty kuch kisi ka sochna acha laga

 

SMS 17: zindagi esi ho jo jine ko majboor kare
rah esi ho jo chalne ko majboor kare
khushboo kam na ho dosti ki
dosti esi ho to milne ko majboor kare

 

SMS 18: Auron ke pass ja ke meri dastan na pooch

Jo kuch hai mere chehre pe likha howa bhi dekh

 

SMS 19: Teacher: Koi aisa mehekma batao jehan aurtain kam na kartee hon?

Sardar g: firebergade

Teach: woh kiun?

Sardar g: woh iss liye ke aurton ka kaam aag lagana hota hai, bujhana nahin

 

SMS 20: Koi ahat bhi na howee, koi patta bhi nahin hila

kab ho gai mohabat, hamain pata bhi nahin chala

 

SMS 21: Tere chehre ke baad dunya main,

koi chehra nazar nahin aata

Aankh nabeena ho gai ho jaise

 

SMS 22: Teacher KG k bachay se, 1 se 10 tak ginti sunao main apko kiss karon gee, bacha: miss 1 se 100 tak ka keya package hai ? :)

 

SMS 23: Itne masroof ho gay ho tum?

Abb dil dukhanay bhi nahin aatey

 

SMS 24: Du chehre insaan ko kabhi bhi nahin bhooltey

Aik mushkil waqt main sath dene wala, aur doosra mushkil waqt main sath chor janay wala

 

SMS 25: Yahooooo! Exams ki tayyari mukamal

Pen, pencil, scale, eraser , uniform.. sab tayyar

ab bas…

parhna baqi hai

 

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