Urdu/ Hindi SMS – Funny SMS Text Messages

Funny Urdu SMS

 

A top, large, new collection of funny SMS text messages in Urdu and Hindi

Funny SMS Text Messages:

  • Agher swimming se motapa kum hota to whales wazne kyoun hote hain?
  • Mehnat kerne se aaj tak koe mara to nahain leakin banda risk kyoun lay?
  • Woah koun sa khan hai jis ke zaat khan nahain hai? Dastarkhan.
  • Aap ka mustaqbil aap kay khawabo pay manhsir kerta hai. Lahaza chalain sone chale jaye.
  • Biwi: Aaj humare shadi ke salgirrah hai. Es moqe pe kya kerain? Khawand: 2 mint khamosh khare ho jate hain.
  • Aik banda 8 din se soya nahain leakin phir bhee taza dum thaa. Kyoun? Kyoun kay woah rozana raat ko 8 ghante sota hai.
  • Main saal mein sirf 2 dafa cold drink peta hu. Aik tab jub mere salgirrah ho aur dosre dafa tab jub mere salgirrah na ho.
  • Aik banda butter (makhan) ko khirke se bahir phank deta. Us ne aesa kyoun keya? Kyoun kay woah butterfly dekhna chahta thaa.
  • Aajkal ke nassal ke poem: Baby, baby… Yes, mama? Chatting chatting? No, mama. Open your facebook account. Hahaha
  • Aab her jagah “walking distance” pay he hote hai. Petrol ke berhte howe qeemto ko salam!
  • Line marne kay 3 he tareeqe hain. Ya to pencil se mare jaye ya pen se ya phir ballpoint say
  • Taleem her kissi ka haq hai. Zayadaeh perh ker kissi dosre ka haq na mare.
  • Romance kerne kay 4 tareeqe hain ~*~*~*~*~ Sharm kero! Mulk kay halat dekho aur apne jazbat dekho.

More Funny SMS Text Messages in Urdu and Hindi:

Kal shab balti main tumhara aks daikha

Kal shab balti main tumhara aks daikha
aur phir balti hila hila ke tumhara raqs daikha

 

Jee kya hai ?
kya chahiye ?
bhai bataiye to …?
OO ho, message parhna chahtay ho?
Daghay yeh messae hi to hai

 

Zindagi Riazi ki tarha hai..
Doston ko jama karo,
Dushmano ko tafreeq karo
Khushyon ko zarb do,
ghum ko taqseem karo
Aur humesha muskratay raho

 

Biwi:    Main mar jaon gi ………
Shohar:  Main bi mar jaon ga!
Biwi :   Main to beemar hoon tum kyoun maro gaey?
Shohar:  Main itni khishi bardasht nahi kar sata!!

 

Eik sardar kisi hotel main gaya or chicken ka order diya
waiter chicken lay kay aya to sardar bola:
Murge di tang kethay aey?
waiter: woh langra that
Sardar: Dil?
waiter: Dil murgi le gayi
Sardar: Damagh?
waiter: murga sardar tha!!

 

Message pay message bhaijtay ho,
bhej bhej kay bhaija kharab kartay ho
bhaijtay ho to bhi kya bhaijtay ho
khud ka bhaija to chalta nahi
dosroon ka bhaija hoa bhaijtay ho

 

SOcha tha har moar par ap ka intizaar karain gay …..
per,per,per,per kambakht sarak hi sedhi nikli!!

 

Pathan aik unchi pahari kay siray par baitha kitab par raha tha
kisi nay pocha kay kya kar rahay ho?
pathan: Oay! higher studies yaar ….

 

Doctor pathan say: ap ka aur ap ki biwi ka blood group aik hai ?
pathan: hoga zaroor ho ga …25 saal say woh hamara khon paita hai

 

Khirki say daikha to rastay par koi nahi tha
Khirki say daikha to rastay par koi nahi tha
Rastay pay ja ke daikha to khirki pe koi nahi tha!!
ha ha ha

 

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere sms nahi aarele.
Bhai ka khopdi bohat tight hai
bool nikaloon kya tera lucky draw …?
Dole to 2  4 sms chpka dal MAmoo
Sender: Circut bhai!

 

Phool bina ………….. Khushbo bekar
Chand bina ………….. Chandni bekar
Pyar bina …………… Zindagi bekar
Mere sms bina ………… tumhara mobile bekar

 

Jungle main sanpoon ka jora izhare mohabat kar raha that
Female sanpnay male sanp ko kiss karna chaha……
achanak male sanp nay moon phaira aur ganay laga
“Zehar hai k payar hai tera chumma”

 

LISTEN 2 LOVE STORY:
CHANDA & CHAKORI
KARTE THAY LOVE CHORI CHORI
LARKA THA MEMON
& LARKI THI BORI,
LARKA THA KALA,
LARKI THI GORI.
SOJA PUTTAR BUS YEHI THI STORY.

ae mere SMS mere friend ke paas jana
agar wo bussy ho to shor mat machana
jab wo free ho jaye to dhire se muskurana
aur kahena’ I MISS YOU’

Dunya main bahut gum milenge
mano acche dost kam milenge
jis mod pe sab chor denge saath thumhara
use mod pe khare hum milenge….

Band aakho ke khwab gawawe humney nid ke saath
Khuli aakho ke khwab ab satate bahut hai
na tum aaye na nind aaye
ab is dil ko samjhane kaha lejaye hum…!

mujhe macchar ne kaata ,yeh usska junoon tha,
maine khujla liya,ussme mera sukkun tha,
chhahta toh masal deta ussko,
par socha ,ussme bhi saala apne hi khoon tha.

NaThee Hamaree Kismat..
Kay Vesaalay Yaar Hotaa..
Na Tum Humsay Miltay..
Na Humkoo Tumsay Paary Hota…

 

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